Wednesday, April 05, 2006

It's Time To Play: Is It a Zit, a Mole, or a Superfluous Third Nipple?

Okay, first one: Hmmm, definitely some sensitivity...let's try squeezing it...AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! It was a zit. Second one: Not really feeling anything at all...just kind of sits there. Must be a mole. Third one: Oooooh! Yeah, this feels good...let me just...AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! It was a zit on a superfluous third nipple.

8 comments:

Vera said...

maybe you need to be milked?

Crystal said...

first the sack, then the zitty nipple. sexy posts lately, grunt.

Güggs said...

A 3rd Nipple? Colour me envious.

Scott said...

Wow... I have only heard rumours of the third nipple. I think it means that you were supposed to be a twin. You are like two people for real.

Scott

The Grunt said...

This third nipple dispenses Snapple, BTW.

Güggs said...

Snapple? Which flavour? Oddly enough we were speaking of lactating in our staff room today.

verification: loxofah

The Grunt said...

I'm tasting kiwi, or is it mango? Nope, passion fruit.

vera said...

you're either very agile or there is time that is unaccounted.