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Saturday, April 22, 2006
Asses of the World, Unite and Take Over
This is my gesture of solidarity to a dear blogmate of mine. Two can play this game, chica. I challenge all of you to an "ass off". Please, no dirty bottoms, let's keep it clean.
Well, I don't mean "asshole" and I don't want to exclude those of us who don't have exquisite backsides (me). Yes, this is a bit wacky. Par for the course, though.
Sorry, Logo. I provided a link on the post now. Surprisingly, Blogger is letting me go back and edit my posts. I wonder how long that'll last.
Anyways, Crystal did this post about how when she showed a picture of her hind end (modestly clothed and displayed, btw) in an early post, her comments went down. Also, she feared that a recent post, showing an item of clothing with a cartoon monkey on it, would have the same effect. So, if she takes a hit, I'll take a hit with her.
I don't usually flaunt my hiney, and don't worry that I'll go all pervert on you--there's too much competition for that stuff, anyway;) I'm really doing this for moral support and laughs in general. I hope that this clears things up.
Finally! I thought you'd leave me hanging here, Crystal. I'm all up for adoption. But, there's this gay couple from Vermont looking at me right now. I don't know if I'm ready for two daddies. Though, they will buy me nice clothes, they said.
still figuring out the timer function on the digital camera. too embarrassed to ask someone to take a pic of my back side. though some may already be floating around in cyberspace...and by cyberspace i mean my own pay per view site.
Whoa! Crystal's Mom has landed. I am honored. Welcome, mom. It turns out that the gay couple were more intersted in an Asian boy, because that's all the rage nowadays, with Angelina Jolie and all. So, to both you and Crystal, I figure going dutch is the ticket.
Crystal~you are alive to make me laugh. Feel better?
Guggs~pay per view, huh? I'll have to look into that. I hear that people pay good money to see stuffed animal snuff flicks.
EP!~long time no hear from. Photocopied asses are not only accepted but encouraged.
HI! Ended up here via Keda's blog and saw that these great ass pics are from my old stompin grounds! (Page AZ) Do you live there or was that a trip there??? Just curious!
Well, I was born and spent part of my younger years in Phoenix. The one shot was at Glen Canyon Dam. Of course you'd know that. I was on my way down to Tempe to see a concert with some friends. Lake Powell is the shit. We used to go up to Wahweep and all that jazz with our boat. Good times.
The other shot of me standing on a rock, was in Utah: Antelope Island.
24 comments:
I have nothing to say.
Well, I don't mean "asshole" and I don't want to exclude those of us who don't have exquisite backsides (me). Yes, this is a bit wacky. Par for the course, though.
I am not such what to say.
I am all for people posting pics of their ass, I am just puzzled.
Backstory, please?
Sorry, Logo. I provided a link on the post now. Surprisingly, Blogger is letting me go back and edit my posts. I wonder how long that'll last.
Anyways, Crystal did this post about how when she showed a picture of her hind end (modestly clothed and displayed, btw) in an early post, her comments went down. Also, she feared that a recent post, showing an item of clothing with a cartoon monkey on it, would have the same effect. So, if she takes a hit, I'll take a hit with her.
I don't usually flaunt my hiney, and don't worry that I'll go all pervert on you--there's too much competition for that stuff, anyway;) I'm really doing this for moral support and laughs in general. I hope that this clears things up.
Aaaaah, I went and looked.
Now I get it.
I have a pic of my ass in a thong somewhere, shall I post that in solidarity?
That's up to you, my friend.
It looks like this post is starving. Logo, you're my only true blogmate, apparently;)
This must mean that Crystal has a better rear end than I. Duh! Haha.
Alright, I posted it,
under the song lyrics post.
Power to the people, er, something.
I am moved by your kind act, Logo.
Well, you get an "A" for effort. Besides, I know what your tattoo looks like. Those cherry blossoms will go well with it.
By all means, don't give up on the revolution, Wots.
Viva la revolution!
nothing g-rated available...
butt seriously, its nothing spectacular...
wow, grunt. you totally stole the show. a great ass and a sense of humor? i can't wait to adopt you.
Finally! I thought you'd leave me hanging here, Crystal. I'm all up for adoption. But, there's this gay couple from Vermont looking at me right now. I don't know if I'm ready for two daddies. Though, they will buy me nice clothes, they said.
still figuring out the timer function on the digital camera. too embarrassed to ask someone to take a pic of my back side. though some may already be floating around in cyberspace...and by cyberspace i mean my own pay per view site.
LMAO Grunt, I say go with the gay couple.
yeah, you may as well go with the gay couple. i have absolutely no fashion sense. it's true.
why am i even alive...
I might have to adopt you.
Love, Crystal's Mom
Sorry, don't think I have any available. Now, if I could just find a photocopier . . .
Whoa! Crystal's Mom has landed. I am honored. Welcome, mom. It turns out that the gay couple were more intersted in an Asian boy, because that's all the rage nowadays, with Angelina Jolie and all. So, to both you and Crystal, I figure going dutch is the ticket.
Crystal~you are alive to make me laugh. Feel better?
Guggs~pay per view, huh? I'll have to look into that. I hear that people pay good money to see stuffed animal snuff flicks.
EP!~long time no hear from. Photocopied asses are not only accepted but encouraged.
Vera~Just do it.
Welcome Markis.
Welcome Jessica.
This thing is getting good. Thanks for your participation.
excuse me, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?
thank you.
Funneh!
Okay, I did it too. Because there's nothing like peer pressure on the internet to build a community.
HI! Ended up here via Keda's blog and saw that these great ass pics are from my old stompin grounds! (Page AZ) Do you live there or was that a trip there??? Just curious!
Well, I was born and spent part of my younger years in Phoenix. The one shot was at Glen Canyon Dam. Of course you'd know that. I was on my way down to Tempe to see a concert with some friends. Lake Powell is the shit. We used to go up to Wahweep and all that jazz with our boat. Good times.
The other shot of me standing on a rock, was in Utah: Antelope Island.
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