Saturday, April 22, 2006

Asses of the World, Unite and Take Over

This is my gesture of solidarity to a dear blogmate of mine. Two can play this game, chica. I challenge all of you to an "ass off". Please, no dirty bottoms, let's keep it clean.

27 comments:

Logophile said...

I have nothing to say.

The Grunt said...

Well, I don't mean "asshole" and I don't want to exclude those of us who don't have exquisite backsides (me). Yes, this is a bit wacky. Par for the course, though.

Logophile said...

I am not such what to say.
I am all for people posting pics of their ass, I am just puzzled.
Backstory, please?

The Grunt said...

Sorry, Logo. I provided a link on the post now. Surprisingly, Blogger is letting me go back and edit my posts. I wonder how long that'll last.

Anyways, Crystal did this post about how when she showed a picture of her hind end (modestly clothed and displayed, btw) in an early post, her comments went down. Also, she feared that a recent post, showing an item of clothing with a cartoon monkey on it, would have the same effect. So, if she takes a hit, I'll take a hit with her.

I don't usually flaunt my hiney, and don't worry that I'll go all pervert on you--there's too much competition for that stuff, anyway;) I'm really doing this for moral support and laughs in general. I hope that this clears things up.

Logophile said...

Aaaaah, I went and looked.
Now I get it.
I have a pic of my ass in a thong somewhere, shall I post that in solidarity?

The Grunt said...

That's up to you, my friend.

It looks like this post is starving. Logo, you're my only true blogmate, apparently;)

This must mean that Crystal has a better rear end than I. Duh! Haha.

Logophile said...

Alright, I posted it,
under the song lyrics post.
Power to the people, er, something.

The Grunt said...

I am moved by your kind act, Logo.

West of the Sun said...

Grunt, I was trying to show my support and was fully prepared to post a picture of my booty. Except no one has ever taken a picture of my bottom, that I know of anyway.

And in the past few minutes with my digital camera, I've discovered that taking a picture of one's own ass takes more talent that I apparently have. :(

The Grunt said...

Well, you get an "A" for effort. Besides, I know what your tattoo looks like. Those cherry blossoms will go well with it.

By all means, don't give up on the revolution, Wots.

Viva la revolution!

Vera said...

nothing g-rated available...
butt seriously, its nothing spectacular...

Crystal said...

wow, grunt. you totally stole the show. a great ass and a sense of humor? i can't wait to adopt you.

The Grunt said...

Finally! I thought you'd leave me hanging here, Crystal. I'm all up for adoption. But, there's this gay couple from Vermont looking at me right now. I don't know if I'm ready for two daddies. Though, they will buy me nice clothes, they said.

Güggs said...

still figuring out the timer function on the digital camera. too embarrassed to ask someone to take a pic of my back side. though some may already be floating around in cyberspace...and by cyberspace i mean my own pay per view site.

logo™ said...

LMAO Grunt, I say go with the gay couple.

Crystal said...

yeah, you may as well go with the gay couple. i have absolutely no fashion sense. it's true.

why am i even alive...

Crystal's Mom said...

I might have to adopt you.

Love, Crystal's Mom

English Professor said...

Sorry, don't think I have any available. Now, if I could just find a photocopier . . .

The Grunt said...

Whoa! Crystal's Mom has landed. I am honored. Welcome, mom. It turns out that the gay couple were more intersted in an Asian boy, because that's all the rage nowadays, with Angelina Jolie and all. So, to both you and Crystal, I figure going dutch is the ticket.

Crystal~you are alive to make me laugh. Feel better?

Guggs~pay per view, huh? I'll have to look into that. I hear that people pay good money to see stuffed animal snuff flicks.

EP!~long time no hear from. Photocopied asses are not only accepted but encouraged.

Vera~Just do it.

markis said...

this post is the little post that could. i'm inspired. be back soon

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

I don't know you, but I linked up from Keda's. I played along too...

The Grunt said...

Welcome Markis.

Welcome Jessica.

This thing is getting good. Thanks for your participation.

Crystal said...

excuse me, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?


thank you.

The Grunt said...

Funneh!

Cash said...

Okay, I did it too. Because there's nothing like peer pressure on the internet to build a community.

Sparkling Diamond said...

HI! Ended up here via Keda's blog and saw that these great ass pics are from my old stompin grounds! (Page AZ) Do you live there or was that a trip there??? Just curious!

The Grunt said...

Well, I was born and spent part of my younger years in Phoenix. The one shot was at Glen Canyon Dam. Of course you'd know that. I was on my way down to Tempe to see a concert with some friends. Lake Powell is the shit. We used to go up to Wahweep and all that jazz with our boat. Good times.

The other shot of me standing on a rock, was in Utah: Antelope Island.