There's this guy at work who likes to relate his dreams to me. I guess I'm some kind of oracle--more like I can't run fast enough to get away from crazy people. Did I mention that I attract lots of crazy people? No comment on my blogger friends. The jury's still out, right?
So, this past while, this guy's dreams have included me in them. This has me worried. I asked the guy why I was so prominently featured in his dreams and he blushed and put his head down. He never said anything, but his silence was loud and clear. If I were gay my life would be a snap. Aaaaaaah!
4 years ago