Who better to heal the weary Savior than the man himself. Dr. President!
Uh-oh, indeed! For all you doubting Thomases out there, take heed, for there is an Easter special still going on until the end of April. Buy one Trump Bible and pay twice! One time for God, and one time for your favorite president.
Be not so amazed, for it is our favorite president, healing the sick with a soul transplant. Your sick soul, caused by diseases like herpes, will receive a transplant with a strong soul, forged in the furnace fire of the underworld. America!
