Happy Birthday to me!

Thanks to Christielli, via another medium, I found out that my birthday is also part of the Fibonacci sequence, which has something to do with the Golden Ratio, which can be used to make spirals, which also describes my life and the aging process. I don't think that referring to my life as a spiral is accurate.  I like thinking that this current day in my life just says that I'm perfectly twisted.

I hope all of you are having great days.

Strange Days

I can't believe the weird things that have been going on.  That's all I have to say.   I hope you all are doing well.  In addition to all the crazy going on in the world, I've had a rather bizarre day.  It must be the drinking water.  Maybe I should start taking acid. I think the world would start making more sense. I'm fine, but just really confused.  If I had the patience, I'd explain everything. Yes, I'm a bit frustrated and confused at the moment, so I'm guessing that after you read this post you will be feeling the same way. 

Here's a tip: whenever life dishes out WTF moments, just say "wheeeeeeeee!"

Bibble Bibble

Rudyard Kipling once wrote....



but now he's dead so now he don't.




How's everybody doing since I've stopped being a good blogger?

Roveewade

A couple of days ago, I was switching out a UPS backup for a computer that runs a standardized test scanner.  The lady that runs the machine was standing by waiting for the machine to power up after I had done this.  I had some guys help me move the workstation and they were just hanging around as well.  This machine was taking its time and I needed to run to the loo real quick like. So, I go and do my business and when I returned one of the guys says, "Hey, did you know when she misses a period that they pay some guy to come out and fix it?"  I couldn't help it. I laughed until I bled internally.  The lady turned bright red from embarrassment and tried to clarify that he was referring to the test forms and not her reproductive system.

Happy Heart Day

I don't know what is wrong with me--why I haven't been posting much.  Whatever it is, it will work itself out eventually.  Then it will work itself back in again and then I will be all distant once more. It's a vicious cycle that probably points to some kind of psychosis.  Whatever, right?  

I just wanted to get all Stevie Wonder on you guys and say I just called to say I love you. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go pick up my meds.

HI!

I'm not dead. I don't even smell bad. Hell, I'm not even afflicted with rigor (subject to change in certain locations).  I've just been really busy doing stuff that isn't all that interesting.  

You weren't expecting anything like "My time in Space Academy" were you?

Jingle Bells

Oh what fun it is to sing a Slayer song tonight!   Go on, I dare you to go next door and start singing "Raining Blood" so loud that you shred your vocal cords. Wheeeeeeeeeee! Seriously, don't do that. Merry Christmas!!!