Two men discuss existential matters. One of those is men is moi. Moi, sees an innocent man coming down the sidewalk with a wheelbarrow full of sod. Moi asks the man out of the blue, "Hey, Jack, when's it all going to end?
The dude with the barrow says, "I got three trees left, then it's all finished."
Guy conversing with moi, "Really? Because, I've still got to do a few things first before the world ends."
The dude with the barrow stops, sets his wheel barrow down and thinks. After some strain, he gives this reply, "Well, I don't really know about all that. I gotta finish today."
Moi throws this in, "The Mayan calendar ends at the year 2012. So, I figure you got 'till then, buddy."
Barrow boy looks worried, picks up his barrow, then walks down the road to an empty lot to dump his sod out.
Man with moi says with slight reprove, "You know, that was a little mean to do that to that poor guy. He seemed a little slow and you probably freaked him out."
Moi: "Well, I don't see what it matters." Then, jokingly, "It doesn't seem like he has much to live for, anyways. I think it inspired him a little."
Man with moi, with even more of a rebuke, "How can you say such things? That guy is a Child of God." Dude with barrow takes his shirt off, revealing his fleece-upholstered man titties, with two little islands of pink "eyes". Both of our gag reflexes are triggered as Fatsquatch plays through.
Moi: "I take back what I said about him. I think he's got a bright future ahead of him on Animal Planet."
Dude with moi: "That's a fact."
Moi: "Did you see the way he looked at you? He thinks yer purdy."
Dude with Moi: "Shaddup!"
Barrow boy is halfway down the street and gets chased by a bee (our best guess), and we get to see the "ripple" effect.
Dude with Moi says, "That bee doesn't stand a chance. He's got, like, four layers of fur there."
Moi: "Makes you wonder if his mommy knitted that sweater for him."
Dude with Moi: "His poor, poor mother."
Moi: "Yeah. But, at least she takes real good care of him. Look how his coat shines!"
My dear blogmates: Let me know if you have any "Fatsquatch" sightings around where you live.
3 years ago