Thursday, April 13, 2006

Give Me Some Yuk Yuks!

Today I'm not feeling it at all. I need some inspiration. Please leave funny comments, jokes, weird stuff, or whatever.

I'll kick it off by asking this: Have you ever kissed a pig all you wanted? If the answer was "yes", then shame on you, pig lover. If the answer was "no", then what stopped you?

I'll be retreating to my Grunt cave to play my guitar and eat some crackers.

5 comments:

Vera said...

im jealous...
i wish i played the guitar...
v

Logo™ said...

Can I feel like a smartypants if my immediate thought was,
"Eow, never wanted to at all!"

Don't get crackers all over your guitar!

Now lessee, a question...
It is actually possible to be too rich or too smart?

The Grunt said...

I'm smart, I just need riches now!

I think that you can be both too rich and too smart, but I'm willing to test that theory out, just to make sure.

Vera~know of any good (good as in free) wave file hosting places? Maybe I could get some of this stuff I play from my machine to the computer. I'm a little behind the times in that I should be doing it all on the computer. I'm an analog man living in a digital world.

Crystal said...

why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?

he doesn't want his wife to know he is screwing the next-door chicken.

some men count as pigs right? then yes, i have kissed a pig. with tongue. i even let the pig feel my boobie.

The Grunt said...

That was not funny, Crystal, that was funneh! Pigs need love too. You just don't have to be the one giving it to them, is what I always say.