Friday, April 07, 2006

Grunt Mad!!!

Blogger is doing its best to make me look retarded. Hey, that's my job! I can't edit any of my posts without the screen freezing, then all that I had fixed is lost forever. I tend to post things hastily, then I see how things appear on the published page. I then go back and make a few fixes, and viola, blog magic, everyone craps their pants in delight. Not now, though, no: Blogger wants to screw with me big time. Well, Blogger, you're a punk-ass biatch. I'm going to dip my finger in pine tar and stick it in your ear. I'm going to shove hot, green pennies up your nose and in your mouth, you chump sucker. I'm gonna tie your nether regions to a big kite, set it loose, then have a barbecue afterward--and you're not invited! I'm gonna rub Fiberglas into every pit, crevice, and fold on your body, make you run laps at high noon in the desert, and then throw a wool shawl covered in ants over your sunburned corpse. Bring it, you twerp!!!!

P.S. Isn't it odd that the Blogger spellcheck does not have either blog or blogger in its vocabulary? Not that I need it.

8 comments:

Vera said...

i like how you think!

50 Way To Torture Your Blogger...
-cheese grater to the scrotum
-colonoscopy with an 8mm camera
-vinegar dialysis

The Grunt said...

Oh, I'm livid! I have been seriously contemplating giving up the Blogger and trying this another way, but I'm a cheapskate.

Vera said...

dating sites can get expensive...
*nod nod*
i haven't had any issues with blogger, tbh.
what web browser are you using?

verifcation word: xmfhwlb
Can I buy a vowel?

Jill said...

Please kick Blogger's twerpy ass on my behalf as I have kicked the red-haired hooker's on yours.

Logophile said...

Blogger occasionally makes me want to rain violence and death upon it. But due to my amazing self control, and the fact that I can't actually wrap my fingers around the necks of the responsible parties, I just do some deep breathing and move on.
I occasionally think about moving too, but I don't know that I am willing to pay for the privelege.

mona said...

ha! I do the same thing, write fast and read over my post when Iget a chance.. I've never been able to use the blogger spell check, I gave up on that bad boy a while ago.

The Grunt said...

Vera~I am always on the prowl for more readers. Distance gets in the way of the other.

Jill~Thanks. That menace accosted me at JFK, once. This is the second comment you've left on my blog. I'm coming of age now.

Logo~Violence and anger never solve anything, I agree. I prefer strategic attrition.

Mona~Thanks for feeling my pain.

Vera said...

violence doesn't solve anything, but its fun trying
*cough*
i'm really all talk...