Blogger is doing its best to make me look retarded. Hey, that's my job! I can't edit any of my posts without the screen freezing, then all that I had fixed is lost forever. I tend to post things hastily, then I see how things appear on the published page. I then go back and make a few fixes, and viola, blog magic, everyone craps their pants in delight. Not now, though, no: Blogger wants to screw with me big time. Well, Blogger, you're a punk-ass biatch. I'm going to dip my finger in pine tar and stick it in your ear. I'm going to shove hot, green pennies up your nose and in your mouth, you chump sucker. I'm gonna tie your nether regions to a big kite, set it loose, then have a barbecue afterward--and you're not invited! I'm gonna rub Fiberglas into every pit, crevice, and fold on your body, make you run laps at high noon in the desert, and then throw a wool shawl covered in ants over your sunburned corpse. Bring it, you twerp!!!!
P.S. Isn't it odd that the Blogger spellcheck does not have either blog or blogger in its vocabulary? Not that I need it.
4 years ago