Yes, it's true. Remember a while back in the post "Kids Eat the Darnedest Things"? Well, the kid that I mentioned can't stop talking about me, apparently. I was talking to his dad today and he mentioned that his boy likes to play with his friend Matt. I'm all, "Hey, that's cool. He's got a little friend named Matt." Then he corrected me saying, "No, it's you. He thinks you're in the room with him playing trucks and watching Blues Clues." I then asked, "So, what exactly happens when 'we're' playing?" He then relates this morning's episode:
Well, he's sitting on the floor and I'm trying to get ready for work and he looks up at me and says, "Sharma's sad. Her shirt green. Matt fix Sharma. She's happy."
I don't know who this Sharma is or what exactly I did to her, but I'm glad that I am capable of making a woman happy. I don't know; I think this is really cool, but I hope that I don't all of a sudden become this kid's bogey man. This has had me thinking: Maybe I should start getting my shit together, so I can get married and have some kids of my own. Oh, lordy-lord! End of times is nigh.
Earl...
11 years ago
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You know, it's the little things that bug the shit out of me with Blogger. I tried to put a link there for you guys and it starts effin' with me again. Guess where I put a question mark and there's a period, for some unexplained reason? I flip to my edit post page and it's there. WTF? This shit is too much for me. I'm hittin' the sack. Maybe I'll do a lo-fi blog, by snail mailing hand-written posts out to y'all. I'd even draw you some cool pictures. Stay tuned folks. There will be a story coming up about a magical tumor.
grunt fix sharma. sharma happy.
grunt make woman happy. happy woman = happy gruntzp
where's my corvette?
Haha... lo fi blog would rock! Married? Kids? This is crazy talk..
Scott
Get married?
Have kids?
What kind of fool would do that??
I am totally digging the lo-fi blog idea, because I personally am so bad at mail I have Christmas cards I still haven't mailed out, I am sure blogging that way would be a real success for me.
I have to say, being a kid's imaginiary friend is the way to go, you get points and you don't even have to be there.
I wonder if I can set that kind of a deal up with my kids.
Scott~This is crazy talk. But, If I remember correctly, you're next birthday makes you only 30 years old.
Logo~It all scares the shit out of me. I'm beginning to accept the fact that I'll never feel ready, so I'll just have to quit being a baby. Thirty six sounds like a good age to get married.
Crystal~I've got an honest-to-God slim jim. Don't make me go back to juvie trying to prove my friendship. Oh shit, that's right, I'm too old for juvie, now.
what would i want with a beef stick? gah...
i have this theory... everyone that i think is "alright" always has very interesting handwriting...
if there were a "Kaczynski" font type i know a LOT of people that would use it...
oh sorry, it all makes sense in my own head...
v
Ha...slim jims are what you use to break into cars with, Crystal. But, I'll go down to 7-11 and get some for whoevers.
Vera~My handwriting is unique and bad. It speaks volumes about me.
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