What did I see? I saw an old homeless couple staring at a woman in her yard. The funny part of it was that the woman had her ipod ear plugs in and was shaking her booty while doing yard work. She had no idea that she had an audience. Also, I sneezed super loud and the car parked next to me had its alarm go off. Coincidence? I also discovered a new Mexican joint. Man it was good. The best chile verde I've ever had. It was freaking hot too! This is coming from a guy who can use Tabasco sauce as eye drops. Junior, the dude, asked me if "Ju alike-a-spicy" and being full of myself I said yes. I had to stop at regular intervals to catch my breath, but it was so exotic, nothing like I've had before; damn good thing I had plenty of lime-aide. All anyone has to do to get me to do their bidding is feed me great chile verde--Mexican food tramp! To top it all off, I bought the Buzzcocks new album "Flat-Pack Philosophy." If you're curious about this group, go for their collection "Singles Going Steady". Their songs "Orgasm Addict" and "What do I Get?" are priceless. If you like Greenday and the likes, this is their source.
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