Friday, April 14, 2006

In The City....

What did I see? I saw an old homeless couple staring at a woman in her yard. The funny part of it was that the woman had her ipod ear plugs in and was shaking her booty while doing yard work. She had no idea that she had an audience. Also, I sneezed super loud and the car parked next to me had its alarm go off. Coincidence? I also discovered a new Mexican joint. Man it was good. The best chile verde I've ever had. It was freaking hot too! This is coming from a guy who can use Tabasco sauce as eye drops. Junior, the dude, asked me if "Ju alike-a-spicy" and being full of myself I said yes. I had to stop at regular intervals to catch my breath, but it was so exotic, nothing like I've had before; damn good thing I had plenty of lime-aide. All anyone has to do to get me to do their bidding is feed me great chile verde--Mexican food tramp! To top it all off, I bought the Buzzcocks new album "Flat-Pack Philosophy." If you're curious about this group, go for their collection "Singles Going Steady". Their songs "Orgasm Addict" and "What do I Get?" are priceless. If you like Greenday and the likes, this is their source.

Tara, flowers!

8 comments:

Güggs said...

Kudos to that woman doing yardwork, while shaking her gadunkadunk (I just wanted to use that word. I've been meaning to use it in my blog but haven't found context yet.)

Mexican food is the shit.

Vera said...

i require more dunk in my gadunkadunk...

Logophile said...

Imma girl watcher...
Ok, not be personally, but you made me think of that song.
You know, I am sposta be not spending a buncha money right now on CDs and stuff and you go and tell me stuff like this, maaaaaan.
Mexican food tramp, huh?
I love me some Mexican food but Thai, oh my.

The Grunt said...

Logo~are you referring to the Okaysions?

Guggs~Your last line has become prophetic, except you needed to add an "s" to the last word. It's always a crapshoot with these hole-in-the-wall joints. I still think it was worth the trouble. I'll just have to build up a tolerance for it.

Vera~Dunk is good.

I just got done watching the film "Capote". I never knew that his voice was so lavender.

The Grunt said...

I hear tape worms are a great way to loose weight, BTW.

Güggs said...

Logophile: Any food is my weakness...Thai happens to fall under that category of "any food"

Grunt: sorry to hear of your toilet troubles. Where can I sign up for some tapeworm?

Crystal said...

ooooo, your mexican girlfriend from the other restaurant is really going to be pissed now, you cheating manwhore you.

The Grunt said...

I know, I know. I need to be spanked with a churro, bad boy!