Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
i think he's trying to sell her a vacuum, but she doesn't speak english, so he's going to try to communicate with the smoke signals from his cigarette next and while he accidently spells "lewd sexual acts" instead of "free filters for one year" she will bang him upside the head with the beer glass...at least that's what happened in book...
He is saying, "Honey, you know its hard out here for a pimp, but you need to go out and make some money."Just an idea...Scott
i was going to write something, but then i read vera's and scott's and i absolutely cannot come close to theirs. hahahalewd sexual acts.ha.right on.
crystal...i've read your blog and i know you can bring it!!v
"Julie, I know it will be hard on ya, but you are 16 now, I'm afraid it is time for you to start wearing an uglyass hat too."Alternately,"Girl, you shore got a purty mouth."
logo...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAdamn, you people are downright funneh.
You guys have me cracking up. I'll sit back a bit and wait for more."So, you're preggers, huh? Shit, Jamie, you just come and sit on ole stepdad's lap and feed me some beer, just like we always do. There, there--no, there--that's the stuff, ahhh!"I need to repent now.
drink 10 grolsch and try to call me in the morning...
Ick. Where did you come up with that?
I'll need to provide a link to this place that hosted this. I just forgot, and Blogger sometimes won't let me go back and edit things, without my computer freezing up on me.Basically, the dude asked a similar question and I was posing the same question by proxy. Believe it or not, there are funnier/worse album covers than this one.
Wah, ah kno yer only 16 jewelee, but ah kin amke yuh real happy darrlin'...why, ahm no rich man an all, but, if ya let me, ah would like ta make yuh mah wife.
Great one, lol. Yeah, I'd have to say that Julie's sixteenth birthday would have to rank up there as one of the most depressing sweet sixteens ever.
Helga? I haf somzing to tell you. Dju know Helmut down at the plant? Vell, Helmut und I haf decided to move to Zan Fronseesco in America, und get married. You neva liked za way I playzed yua harmonica anyvays.
By the way. I linked you. My readers will get a kick out of you. Keep up the good bloggin!
Cool! Thanks for the link up, Chris. I'll have to return the favor, 'cause your blog is worthy. Now I've pissed off all the other recent new customers. You either earn your way into my world or you do me a solid. I can't pimp just anybody, savvy? I might have to clear some space on that sidebar, due to the fact that some of those bloggers are no longer in the game. Prove it to me that you're not, okay?
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