Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Sitcom Idea #1

I've been thinking about sitcom Ideas lately and the first one that comes to mind is one involving hardcore-punk/ metal Icon Glen Danzig and the legendary Florence Henderson. Okay, Glen Danzig plays himself in this and Florence plays his mother. Danzig's career is in a slump and can no longer afford to support himself, so he moves back in with mommy. It's called (are you ready for it?) Mother. I don't think I need to draw a picture for you guys on all the wackiness that would ensue. Such mismatched Misfits--har-har. I'll have something real to write soon, don't worry. Why can't blogging pay my bills, after all that I do here? I don't know why this is all underlined either. I've learned to not mess with blogger when it gets all diva on me.

11 comments:

Vera said...

latex is super hot!!
i love the sitcom idea! i have a few myself.
and i'll send you money for blogging. albeit in canadian funds. which will add up to a nice new hotwheels car in a couple of years!
v

The Grunt said...

Ooh, hotwheels!

Güggs said...

I can't believe you're doing all of this for free either. V and I are huge fans. Will you have supporting characters on this sitcom? Chuck Norris should be their wacky neighbour.

The Grunt said...

I likey your idea, Guggs. No TV show can have too much Chuck Norris

Thomas said...

Would it be the young Florence Henderson or the old Florence Henderson?

The Grunt said...

Well, they're both hot in my book, Thomas.

vera said...

LOL!!
I'm reading your new post...
but I'm listening to this streaming metal station on WMP...
You'll never guess what song is playing...
Danzig - Mother (live version)
I got chills... and I'm laughing my head off now...

The Grunt said...

That song does rock me in a special way, Vera. That song came out about the time that I was into weight lifting and I would have died to have Danzig's man rack. I came close: 300lbs bench press.

Word Verification (I shit you not):
fuqndxhm

Vera said...

im such a geek, i took a screenshot of it playing... and it has part of your little avatar in the background

The Grunt said...

I wanna see.

vera said...

i'll email it to the address in your profile.
v

verification word: xllyge