Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I Got Nuttin' To Prove, And I Sure As Hell Ain't No Hippie!

This is in response to a "Face Off". I am in no way thinking that I was the "Hippie" in question, but she said to bring it, and baby, I do what I'm told, mostly--if it involves cupcakes. Also, in keeping with the theme, I took this one after getting off the bog. Hence, the look of contented relief. Ahhhhh! I don't know how much more I should keep on teasing Crystal, but I figure that when it stops being fun, I'll only do it twelve more times. This is much less naughty than "The Great Ass Off", but I figure that the other end needs to represent, yo. Join in the fun, or I'll pour acid on my beautiful face in protest.

15 comments:

Gentleman-hobbs said...

cup cakes are one thing coleslaw and BRRRRESSTTS are another. Talking of asses Katy Welladd loves a bit of Greek!

Crystal said...

WAHOOOOOOOOO!

where's the unicorn, hotstuff?

Scott said...

What unicorn???

Scott

vera said...

not unibomber-ish at all!
quite lovely.
v

logo™ said...

Do I get a hall pass since I participated in the great ass off?
Cute Grunt!

The Grunt said...

G-Hobbs~I used to like a bit of Venus myself, but then I developed an amputee fetish. Why is therapy so expensive?

Crystal~Oh, you know where the unicorn is, babay. It's in the backyard eating oats and staring down the neighbor's cat.

Scott~Dude, get a unicorn. I mean that's the only thing you lack, man. Watch out Heff.

Vera~So, now I know what you thought of me all this time. Well, my Aviators were in my pocket, I just shaved off the beard yesterday, and my hoodie, which I had on, was not engaged. Oh, don't make me post my evil pictures.

Logo~You went above and beyond on the last challenge. You can sit this one out if you desire. Hallpass!

So folks, I'm not bad for an old man, am I? ;)

Crystal said...

i never knew God owned hoodies. i definitely want to go to heaven now.

The Grunt said...

It was an Adidas hoodie, too, Crystal. Heaven is preparing your quarters right now, but there's no rush. It will be ready for you in 80 years, give or take. The finest cheeses put on a tray by Jesus, for you.

Güggs said...

Man, you look "fierce."

Is this Blue Steel?

The Grunt said...

Oh, this isn't fierce. Wait till you've seen me with a "jar head" cut. I used to get those once in a while when I was younger, but now that all the other men my age are losing their hair, this gives me a reason to flaunt my locks. I will be chopping it off this week, though. Like I said, I ain't no damn hipppie.

I've commisioned a painting to do my aging for me. Thanks for the idea, Dorian. The painting, and my involvement in Scientology. Thanks for the placenta, Tom.

Crystal said...

ADIDAS!? what are you doing to me grunt? you are going to force me to initiate some type of a sexual relationship with my adopted spazzoid son named Matt. wtf.

heatherfeather said...

you can derelicte my... oh, wait, i don't know you well enough to say that.

The Grunt said...

Heather~Welcome! We sure frequent the same blogs, so it was inevitable that we visit each other's sites. I'll look into that derelicte thing, just in case;)

Crystal: This is some bizzaro world Lolita shit happening here--be gentle with me. I'll see if God will lend me the Unicorn and I'll let you ride shotgun.

Sorry grandma, I'll stop making you spin--probably burrowed your way down a few strata.

Thomas said...

Nick Lachey in da house!

The Grunt said...

I'm honored, seriously.