I don't know about you, but this is totally worth being a transient prison picnic punk! Though I am a straight man, I must say that I have deep gay feelings for chest hair, short shorts, and uber macho 'staches. Really, I just want him for his Ferrari.
Say what you will about Magnum, he still has nothing on this guy:
That's right, Hot Mo' Jesus, y'all. Yeah, Magnum and Jesus are so getting into danger and solving mysteries together, and driving fast cars. Jesus cheats just a bit. You aren't supposed to use miracles: it's in the crime fighter's hand book. But, all the women want them, and the men are dying to be like them--one more so than the other. I hear that Kool-Aide is pretty cheap still, but don't actually drink it at the "social". Pssst...it's a trick!
I'm keeeding....Golly-gosh and darn it!!!