Thursday, August 24, 2006

TIGF!!!(That's Incredibly Gay Friday): The soft drink for "robust" men of sophistication

It just would have been too easy to post up the "pink" Tab can and go "Totally Gay!" I go the extra mile when I wear my sailor's cap. I give you a vintage Tab add from the late sixties-early seventies. Either way, it is totally gay, I like it, and it tastes good. Have a Tab today and wear your silk smoking jacket with loafers and no socks. You'll be thanking me.

What's your favorite "TIGF" drink?

18 comments:

Me Myself and I said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmManhattan

Mayden' s Voyage said...

Zima...
with a purple sweettart in the bottle for fizz :)

Clearlykels said...

I am still thinking about Champagne Thursdays.

Clearlykels said...

I am still thinking about Champagne Thursdays.

Anonymous said...

Super TIGF Drink = Anything with an umbrella or other pool-side parapharnelia...
Regular TIGF = Martini (sooo gay)
Non-TIGF = Beer!!!!!

Christielli said...

A Pinky Swear Martini, or any other sufficiently girly martini, from Eat My Martini here in TO would be my TGIF drink of choice.

Nessa said...

Is that Heff? (He's gay, you know.)

I like Bombay Sapphire Gin and Tonic with lime on lots of ice.

Anonymous said...

PIMMS...slurp.

It makes anyone wanna disco.

Sun Follower said...

margarita on the rocks... no salt

LindzyPinzy said...

depends on the mood............ right now Im having a glass of red wine- but a cold corona with a lime would be nice:)

BTW happy friday!!!

The Grunt said...

Well-o well-o well!

From the top:

Celeste~ Ah, yes, nice.

Mayden~ Well, leave it to you to really reference a gay drink, lol!

Clearlykels~ Seems like you can't stop thinking about it today--twice even!

Vera~ Something tells me that underneath all your armor you secretly desire a Shirley Temple.

Christielli~ Eat My Martini? Sounds like the last thing a guy hears when he tries out a lame pick up line.

Goldie~ I figured that Heff was gay--totally gay! I mean, a true heterosexual man would have died of exhaustion withing the first month of living there. Here's to dying of exhaustion!

Guggs~ Making people wanna disco is what TIGF is all about. You deserve a gold medallion and chain for your contribution. How much chest hair do you have, btw? I think the girls here would want to know.

Sun~ Good choice. Speaking of rocks, I was once in a cave tour and a man asked the tour guide why the rocks came in different sizes. I think he had too many on the rocks;)

Lindsy~ Scientists should invent a mood drink that changes accordingly. This is the future that I dream of. This future also includes rocket powered pets and robot house maids that talk in sexy robot voices of your choosing.
Oh, and thanks for wishing me Happy Friday. So far it is fabulous!

Maddie said...

Root beer float.

Anonymous said...

I hve chest hair envy.

Logophile said...

I love the cosmo myself.

The Grunt said...

Once, my fellow Viking warriors and I were stuck on a long boat on the North Sea for weeks without any water. After we got tired of drinking our own urine, we thought we should mix it up a little and try each others. After that got boring, we made cocktails and spiced it up with a little pine tar and some fish eyes. The gay part of all this was having your long boat cocktail served "la creme". It helped us in our quest to further rape and pillage innocent villagers in the name of our god Odin, and for fun. I mean, if you can't have fun, why do it at all?

Karyn said...

Geeze, vollewraithe, that makes my frozen raspberry margarita seem really really butch all of a sudden.

Anonymous said...

beer beer beer beer!
BEEEEEER!
fuck shirley temple with a chainsaw!
that's what i'd do to shirley temple...
/beer

Nessa said...

Grunty: See, you know.