Monday, August 28, 2006

Who has the shortest meme of them all?

Uh, I said meme, okay? Yeah, just so you know, I'm not the type of guy that talks about, ahem--well, you know what. Let's start...

What is the craziest/best thing that has ever happened to you?

Answer: You.

I thought that you would like that. I know that you would be vain enough to think I meant you, too. But, that's okay--I like that. If you think this post is about you, well, then it is. See, I want you to feel special today, whoever you are. But, you know who you are, right? That's right, you are the coolest person on earth right now. You are crazy. You are the best. Why wouldn't I be singing your praises right now?

I just want you to know that someone cares about you very much today. Someone wants to see you be happy. Someone wants five dollars....Okay, I think that my cover is blown.

If you are making your cursory visit here to just say you still read me, please stick around and read other posts. I worked pretty damn hard on them.

Oh, you!


vera said...

Thank you, Stuart Smalley.

But let's not lie, here. We all know that you really mean *YOU* and in "ME" but not me as in ME, but you as in *YOU*.


"K" Fingerett said...

Yeah... what she said :)

I havent been around here for a while- so I guess this post isnt for me ::sigh::

Well, I have all of those posts of yours to catch up on. Yeesh. Couldn't you just wait 'till I got back?


LindzyPinzy said...

good one:) and yes i will read further

Christielli said...

lol Hi-larious post. And to where to I send the $5? Hee-hee. Oh wait... on second read, perhaps you aren't talking to me...

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Wow. I do feel so special. Also, like Vera, I had a vision of Stuart Smalley and so returning the favor of ego boost, I'd like you to stare into your mirror and repeat after me:

I'm good enough.
I'm smart enough.
And dog-gone it, people like me.

Anonymous said...

I'm so vain,
I probably thought this song, ahem post, was about me...

Sun Follower said...

I kind of needed to read this today... synchronicity :)

Ah, you linked me too!

Photogirl said...

Dammit Guggs beat me to it!

Logophile said...

Dammit, I wanted a post about MEEEEE, not Vera and Outdoorsy girl, oh well, I guess I will keep waiting, now gimme back my five bucks, ya cheap bastard.

The Grunt said...

I'm glad that "you" are all getting this post. Some of "you" think I'm not talking about ya. Bullshit, I say! You are worthwhile as well.

Vera "You"~You know, I was talking about me as well as you.

K "You"~Of course it was about you. K, Grunt waits for no one. Now you get to reading!!!

Lindzy "You"~I saw it. You did read further! Joy!!!

Christielli "You"~How dare you deny yourself the glory of being honored? I was talking about you, you know.

O-Girl "You"~Thanks for the return=D

Guggs "You"~Smart man. I knew I could count on you to bring it.

Sun "You"~Hey, my pleasure. You are totally worth linking. Yeah, synchronicity is a cosmic thing. glad I could share some with you.

Celeste "You"~Don't you just hate it when Guggs beats you to it? You know, he does it all the time too. He's like the Michael Jordan of that sort of thing. Anyway, I hope you know how cool you are. Why? Because you just are, and I said so!

Logo "You"~You sneaky sneak!

Chica "You"~Where are you, you??? I think I need to stop taking unintentional ivisible dumps in people's Cheerios. I know you are busy, gosh!

Karyn said...

Dude, you're channeling Carly Simon. Holy Crap. "I bet you think this blog is about you, you're so vain!"