Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
Monday, August 28, 2006
Who has the shortest meme of them all?
Uh, I said meme, okay? Yeah, just so you know, I'm not the type of guy that talks about his...er, ahem--well, you know what. Let's start...
What is the craziest/best thing that has ever happened to you?
I thought that you would like that. I know that you would be vain enough to think I meant you, too. But, that's okay--I like that. If you think this post is about you, well, then it is. See, I want you to feel special today, whoever you are. But, you know who you are, right? That's right, you are the coolest person on earth right now. You are crazy. You are the best. Why wouldn't I be singing your praises right now?
I just want you to know that someone cares about you very much today. Someone wants to see you be happy. Someone wants five dollars....Okay, I think that my cover is blown.
If you are making your cursory visit here to just say you still read me, please stick around and read other posts. I worked pretty damn hard on them.