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10 comments:
Seems a little light on the foreplay.
This should be part of Sex Ed. We'd have more young virgins.
Question:
Is it supposed to bend like that?
~K
Wow! Now I am scared Grunt. On the other hand, maybe you should get a job at the local High School, teaching Sex Education. That would sure panic all the females!
But
But
But I don't WANNA have sex with a urinal!!
Or a plunger
EOW
Chris~This is just nature's way of telling us that as long as your johnny cake is spring loaded, can rotate, and is up to four feet long, fore play is unnecessary.
Goldie~Make sure to forward any young virgins my way if you can. I will protect them, but for a price.
"K"~ It can if one is practiced in the disciplines of yoga and torture.
Dabugg~Yeah, I should get a job;) Kidding, it just feels like I don't get paid.
Logo~Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. That's what every sex freak tells me in chat, anyway. No, I will not do the Dirty Sanchez or felching! I will do that one thing with my tongue, a ring of fire, a minibike, and a chinchilla, but Gosh! I'm just a sweet boy from Utah for Chrissakes!
Grunty, yeah right, you just said things far beyond my delicate ability to handle, I think I have a case of the vapors now.
Someone fetch me some smelling salts and a paper bag.
Oh sweet Jesus, the filth this boy talks about.
Felching...ROTFL....
oh my! look at how its length grows as it does deeper! facinating.
Hey Grunty, go have 4 steps with yourself! Volle =D
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