Wednesday, August 02, 2006

For those about to rock...

Pat Robertson salutes you??? I watched Pat and an apocalyptic nut job author on the T.V. the other day and pretty much figured out that the end of times is porn to these gentlemen. They were over the moon about Israel's conflict with Lebanon/Hezbollah. It was like they enjoyed the fact that they finally had some "Gog on Magog" action going on. This is their bread and butter.

I really feel that Jesus would much rather stay in Heaven and see all us kids get along, take care of our planet, and truly live godly lives--without killing each other. One that looks for signs with glee is a tool of the Great deceiver. They want the self fulfilling prophecy of mankind's destruction more than anything else in the world. Why? Because they then can say "I told you so...neener, neener!"

Not only that, they make out like stardust pimps on a winning streak at Caesar's Palace. How? Because good people buy into this crapola and fork over their hard earned cash. If this was a real religion, that money would not go to the clergy, but right back into facilities, the members, and out to charity: Not to a bunch of opportunist douchebags like "The Great Robomoses".

I'm not done.


goldennib said...

What a great way of putting it. It's disgusting the way they get off in public on other people's misery. God is NOT pleased.

Karyn said...

Have you seen the Lewis Black bit about "What Pisses Off God - is people like Pat Robertson." ?

I should hope you're not done; you're just getting going on a topic in much need of peg-taking-down.

You go, Grunt.

Scott said...

Sweet pic of old Pat. That guy is a freak show man.


Vera Goot Jah! said...

Pat Robertson is soooooo HAWT!!
I especially like it when he tells me I'm a BAD BAD GIRL and spanks my bottom vigorously!!!

West of the Sun said...

Have you ever seen the Farting Preacher? It's hilarious.

Otherwise, though, I can't stand those people. I've read those "Left Behind" books and I think they're biggest purpose is to instill fear. What better way to gain control?

I also can't stand that one time I stumbled on one of those religious shows while channel surfing and was absolutely stunned at how much money those people must have spent on flower arrangments alone, not to mention the very expensive looking Armani-esk suit the holy man was prancing about in. Aren't there needy people hungry in the streets? Wouldn't that be a better use of the dough?

Ahem. Sorry for the rant Grunty.

Cash said...

Politics is a circle, really. You go far enough to the right and they're saying the same thing the far left is saying ... except fundamentalists blame gay porn for the end of the world and some smelly hippie blames the US invading some pipsqueak third world country. My favorite quote on how everyone can find something wrong ... "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." - Mark Steyn

Logophile said...

Duuuuuuuuude, you got it right.
"Pat a tool"
I didn't take that out of context at all, did I?

The Grunt said...

I appreciate all your comments, but I am going to have to give it up for the new girl, Karyn.

Welcome to Gruntonia, Karyn!!! Since you have done me a solid, I will return the favor in time. Okay?