Okay, I am not knocking Jehovah Witnesses, but as you may have seen from an earlier post I enjoy taking their unique artwork and giving my own version of events.
Here Jesus is saying to the thief: "I didn't know it would be this hot up here, but is is really freakin' hot! Mysakes!!! Did you think it would be this hot...and humid too? Also, is your diaper riding up your ass? Hell on a cucumber sandwich! God, why is the wind blowing sand in my eye? Do you really have to make it that much more uncomfortable for me?" (Inner dialogue) I need a Tab. I should just make one myself. Nah, that would just make everything worse. I don't want to die with people thinking I was a homo. No, here comes a centurion with a sponge. Bleh! That's freakin' vinegar, for Mysakes!!! I'll just turn it into Tab. Brilliant idea, J-boy!
The thief in the background is totally feeling left out. This is because he told an off color joke about lepers. This didn't quite sit too well with ole' J. That, and he had severe gas. Something about death makes one's GI tract get a little hyperactive.
The man in the foreground is just happy to be there and finally have someone to talk to.
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