Thursday, August 10, 2006

TIGF!!! (That's Incredibly Gay Friday): Am I gay that this movie makes me cry?


Yes...yes it does. What? Don't be talking unless you've seen it too. It will turn you into a teary-eyed bitch, seriously! Plus, toasters totally get me hot. No, really, I put my hand in one and got third degree burns once. Third degree burns are totally hot and gay. I'm glad I did get burned, though. If it felt good it could have led to a sexual disfunction of some kind. We all know how hard those are to quit, don't we kids.

8 comments:

vera said...

How many toasters did YOU get today???
I've never got a toaster but I have been the reason someone has *waggles eyebrows*

Logophile said...

I don't understand why it didn't get an Oscar nod, truly an epic story of love and loss, and overcoming.
So tender.

goldennib said...

Gosh, why do you have to abuse cute cartoon characters for your pleasure?

The Grunt said...

Whatever

Anonymous said...

Play nice.

"K" Fingerett said...

Where did you find this?

I can't believe they have a movie about a toaster... What, was he sad because he was afraid to toast the bread all the way because he didnt want to burn it- and then became BRAVE one day because he made up his mind that he needed to prove that he could toast the bread?

I cant believe I'm thinking about all of that...


~K

Karyn said...

I'm too emotionally taut to watch this - I'm afraid it might put me over the edge.

Amen to the toaster dysfunction... any day now... any day.

Photogirl said...

I think this post disturbed me a little...