Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
TIGF!!! (That's Incredibly Gay Friday): Am I gay that this movie makes me cry?
Yes...yes it does. What? Don't be talking unless you've seen it too. It will turn you into a teary-eyed bitch, seriously! Plus, toasters totally get me hot. No, really, I put my hand in one and got third degree burns once. Third degree burns are totally hot and gay. I'm glad I did get burned, though. If it felt good it could have led to a sexual disfunction of some kind. We all know how hard those are to quit, don't we kids.