Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Wooderson's inventory check: Right before he left on his final voyage

1. Glock: Check!

2. Brass Knuckles A-Go-Go!: Check!!

3. Wicked Scary Skull Bong and a quarter-pound of hash: That's a big motha fuckin' 10-4, with posi-trac six-pack--shit yeah!!!


What they hell else y'alls got man? Oh no, the fuck you didn't:


One giant assed motha fuckin' retarded white tiger: A big double D motor boat check on that. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrap!

The investigation into his death has started...


(This shit has pushed all my sidebars and links way down the page again, so you'l have to scroll down to find them.)

14 comments:

goldennib said...

That tiger is scary.

vera said...

I miss Wooderson. I hope he isn't *SUPER DEAD*... just *ALMOST DEAD* and we can do a Dr. Frankenstein on him and bring him back to *ALMOST LIFE*...
Seriously, WHAT is wrong with that tiger????? He looks... special...
V

Chris said...

I think I saw that tiger on my block. He got off a bus with three other tigers that looked just like him and they were all holding hands. There was a gazelle in charge.

Scott said...

Oh man htat is serious.... short bus tiger for sure.

Scott

Logophile said...

OMG, A TIGER GOT HIM???
LMAO

Cash said...

I never go anywhere without my 9. And who is Wooderson? Do not make me read somewhere else ... or I bust a cap in you.

Mayden's Voyage said...

Grunt- I feel so lost over here sometimes. Is this normal?
It's ok if it's not. I never quite fit in with the cool crowd... or with the misfits.

I'm often alone on my voyages...

Photogirl said...

That's one weird looking tiger!

goldennib said...

That tiger still scares me.

West of the Sun said...

I love that picture for some reason.

LindzyPinzy said...

woah thats a crazy photo I love it!

The Grunt said...

Hey, Lindzy, good to have you back again.

Cash~Wooderson is that old cool dude in "Dazed and Confused". In my blog he is the voice of coolness, Momma is my moral guide, and Captain Caveman is my inner primate. Wooderson is dead, or is he?

Stay tuned...

Jack said...

That ain't no Glock, that's a Heckler & Koch. But I must agree, that is indeed one retarded tiger.

The Grunt said...

You are right, Jack. I just felt that "Glock" would be more recognizable to the masses. All hail the retarded tiger!