Thursday, July 13, 2006

Wooderson's body was found at 1:15 AM down by the Green River, just outside of Moab, UT.

Mamma ain't talking. Cavey is mum and hitting stuff with his club at random, and doing that flying around shit all back and forth like. Wooderson's dead and I'm going to be doing a full scale investigation. They will pay!

If you missed out on my glory days (lol) I used to be riotously funneh. Here are your newbie reading assignments to get hip on my "Voices".
The voices in my head. Again with the voices in my head.


Gentleman-hobbs said...

So we've finally allowed the Natwest 3 to face some justice. It's funny how these corrupt bastards even managed to stir up the unfairness of the UK/US extradition traty. They even forced the polititions to discuss it in a special parliamentary debate.
My veiw is that at least the US wants to deal with white collar crime and corruption. We just sweep it under the carpet with a nudge and a wink.
I hope they get 20 years. Mind you it would be nice if the US could sort out the £5 billion our entrepreneurs are fucking the vat system for.

Mayden's Voyage said...

Are you OK?
Seriously- you know how to reach me if you need to.

Last night- hubby (guitar playing- computer working- can't fix the dishwasher man I live with) and I were watching TV (for the 1st time in weeks), and I looked over at him- thinking of that 80lb amp he has upstairs- and I thought, "I wonder if he could build an amp from scratch? I didn't ask, as I have known him for so long...but his reply would have been- "Why would I?"

Logophile said...

Bring on the bright lights, bring on the vats of coffee and no bathroom breaks, and a couple dozen bran muffins while you're at it.
The truth must be known!!

vera said...

That's painful news to hear Grunt. I am waiting for Episode 4 when Wooderson returns from the dead but in another body. Or are we on a season-ender cliff hanger and JR will be filmed taking a shower at the beginning of next year??
Keep us posted!

Scott said...

Wooderson must make a return!!!


Anonymous said...

Resurrect Wooderson! A Zombie Wooderson would be effing awesome! like Zombie Jesus.

Chief Scientist said...

What's a Moab? Is he the guy who hunted the whale?

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