Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

This billboard scares the monkey tar right outta me. See that third freakin' gnome? He's flipping you off. Damn malevolent sons a bitches. I still can't figure out wich one is momma bear. Junior sure has a grip on something, that's all I can say.

I'm just glad that there is now a place where you can take your gay kids to romp. Finally!

18 comments:

goldennib said...

A few of the characters look scared. That can't be good.

Gentleman-hobbs said...

are you up for the 20 comments wednesday thing? It spreads the blog sense of community and as Lord Golden-Showers says. Blow smoke up someones arse today and it could cut 25% off the cost of a bribe tomorrow.
When I did the book I did a christmas pantomine scene about snow grey and the dwarfs. The star of the show was a 3 legged bastard called tryceratopse who kept creeping round the back.

Scott said...

Dude, that is just a strange strange photo...

Scott

Melliferous Pants said...

What's the bear on the right holding? A bucket full of prescription pills for the kiddies?

Crystal said...

pants - to me, it looks less like a bucket and more like a slutty tube top. pappa's been cross dressing again.

Logophile said...

Orsine pedastery?
Gnomes flipping people off?
What kind of fresh hell is this??
It's in Utah, isn't it?

The Grunt said...

Goldie~I was the one scared. Good thing I didn't take candy from that strange little man.

GH~Sure, I'll do whatever, dude.

Scott~Just close your eyes and think of Jesus. Well, Jessica Alba will probably work better.

Pants~It is a magic bucket filled with with the thing that will bring the most terror to your soul!

Chica~It's a problem that I have. I just like the way it feels on my skin.

The Grunt said...

Logo snuck a comment in before I could see. Yes, this is in Utah. It's on North Temple, West of I-15. It is right next to my favorite Mexican restaraunt: The Red Iguana.

West of the Sun said...

Oh my God, that's hilarious. I love it.

Mayden's Voyage said...

I'll never complain about Disney again...

Clearlykels said...

Right, I am as prone to go there as I would be to drive 200 miles to see a 5 legged cow. Well, 5 legs that could be interesting.

Gentleman-hobbs said...

There you go then. Have you spread the 20 comments thing about?

Güggs said...

I'd love to go on their amusement rides. Something tells me it's going to be inappropriate but fun.

Photogirl said...

there are too many things wrong with that photo to list!

cash said...

Yeah, he's better keep that hand in plain sight.

DaBugg said...

That scares me as much as the
The Berenstain Bears do!

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