Saturday, July 15, 2006

The Past is Like a Girlfriend Zombie

It nags. It is ugly. It won't ever leave you alone. It wants to cuddle with you after screwing you and messing with your mind. It constantly reminds you of what you need to change in your person, your lilfe. It wants to "talk" while eating your brains out, for fun. How do you get rid of your past? Is it as easy as a bullet to the head of the monster, the demon? What if that demon, that monster, is you? Do you just have to sack it up and acquire a taste for other's brains? I believe I have.

7 comments:

Gentleman-hobbs said...

Good looking bastard inee (isn't he)

Queue_t said...

wow that is a tough subject grunt! the little nags are always there, sometimes they get buried by the good stuff, but other times they lie just below the surface waiting to get you like a toothsome croc.

hope you past will not bite you tonight!
QT

goldennib said...

You made me think of Michael Jackson's Thiller. I'm really frightened now.

The Grunt said...

I'm sorry for scaring everybody. I couldn't resist the picture.

Crystal said...

if you didn't have a past, then you would just be stupid. and you wouldn't know how to eat or tie your shoes.

i am saying this because i used to be a zombie girlfriend and we are really misunderstood.we just want you to do what we say? is that so bad?

The Grunt said...

Yay! Crystal's back! True words there, chica.

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