Thursday, July 20, 2006

TIGF: Gay Revolutionary Hybrids--thanks to cloning

Can you dig it? I knew you could. Get out your tub of love puddin' and rub yo ass in it. Try it with an A-motha-fuckin'-K 47, an all too serious long distance stare, and a killer beret, y'all. It is shiznasty. Holla!

Don't forget to deck your halls with bows of folly (fowry, for the Chinese), ie., lots 'o' glitter and Vegas bling. Having a brother named George also is a plus. Bring him up whenever reporters ask about your many "girlfriends". I think that this is exactly what all those bored and fashion handicapped guerrillas need: a Flaming Che! Much tastier than a Flaming Moe and not to be confused with the Dirty Sanchez. If the Dirty Sanchez is your trip, then get the hell outta here, shit'stache! Sorry, but I don't hang with crap huffers. It harms the revolution.

Seriously, I read it in a book somewhere.

12 comments:

Thomas said...

I am so telling James Dobson about this.

The Grunt said...

Dude! Thomas, you have been away for too long. Your ever changin' avatar is dialed to friggin' awesome, btw.

Logophile said...

You frighten me horribly, may I go now? (that is a quote from The Tick, well, his sidekick, they are the best superhero team evah! "Spoooooon!")

Gentleman-hobbs said...

As I understand it the revolution will start with them going door to door criticising peoples curtains.

Scott said...

Thanks god that Revolution was not televised.

Scott

Mayden's Voyage said...

Home again- good to be here and see you...I swear, after my week with the family in Georgia- you would have felt right at home with the rest of us!

Didn't Jerry Seinfield (sp) do a whole show centered around a "Fluffy shirt"--- lol!

Missed you, I really did :)
-Cora :)

Photogirl said...

I believe it was the pirate shirt..."but I don't wanna be a pirate!"

The Grunt said...

Yes, Cora and Celeste, pirate shirts are gay. Plus, they are dangerous! You could cut yourself on those deceiving ruffles.

Logo~it's my job to scare you.

G-Hobbs~yeah, door to door is gay.

Scott~just close your eyes and it will all go away.

Logophile said...

I am guessing you didn't watch the Tick, for SHAME young man, for shame!~

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