Thursday, July 27, 2006

I've got a nice cock, thanks to my grandmother

This table cloth is just so wrong, yet so right. I guess my grandmother had something on her mind when we did the stitch work. Either that, or a naughty grand kid took some artistic license with a felt tip pen. Whatever the case may be, this just cracks my shit up.

So there you have it, folks. You got to see my cock. Don't look at it too long though, you might start wanting a bucket of fried cock. Cock 'n' waffles! Mmmmmmmm!

Such a pretty cock. Tasty too!

9 comments:

Güggs said...

The naughty grand kid is thinking of cock?

Outdoorsy Girl said...

wow. Thanks for sharing your cock with us dude.

vera said...

Oh, you know I just gotta.....

Is that special sauce?

V

The Grunt said...

I'm thinking that I should not have shown my cock. Only three comments so far. My cock's feathers must be too fluffy and intimidating. I thought a cock could never get enough fluffing.

Mayden's Voyage said...

Grunt...you kill me :)
LOL!

My grandma had "stuffed cocks" all over the house. We called them "Brock- Brocks", like the sound a chicken makes...

Actually, they were hens and cocks...all stuffed like little pillows.

They scared me- but yours didn't :)

goldennib said...

I think everyone is astounded by your cock. Astounded speechless.

Karyn said...

Tell me your Grammy didn't embroider the word "Cock" on that tablecloth and that the naughty grandkid with a Sharpie is what happened here.

I would like to think my Grammy did not even know that word.

Too damn funny.

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Anonymous said...

Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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