Saturday, July 01, 2006

Fortune Teller in a Bottle Cap

I was at my cuz's wedding reception today and had a good time. We caught up and I have a good feeling about his future. He and his wife really looked happy and relaxed. I'm so over the moon for them.

So, I'm at a wedding and I am drinking a Jones watermelon pop. I flip the cap over and it reveals this message: "Your luck will completely change today".

So, is this a one day deal only, or is this from now on? Because, my lamb shank dinner really sucked--not the wedding food, btw. The nickel that I found had old gum stuck to it, and my overall situation is less than stellar. Don't play wit me Jones! Btw, how in the hell do they fit a whole damn watermelon in that bottle?

10 comments:

Logophile said...

I'm betting it was a one day deal, Jones is a smallish compnay they can't possibility have a paid enough for a long term alteration of your cosmic destiny.
Hope ya had a good night!

vera said...

you should send them a picture of your incredible shrinking ass to put on their soda bottles!

Chief Scientist said...

It said "change" not "get better." Hell, you could be ready to lose a limb. Fortunes are tricky that way.

The Grunt said...

You know what guys? The Grunt is really in a good state today. Anything can happen. If bad stuff happens, then I just need to flip it like a coin until I get "Heads".

Mayden's Voyage said...

If I were within driving distance I'd take you out to dinner tonight...
Sushi! :)

Oh- maybe you don't like sushi? Well, they have other stuff too :)

One of my teachers at the writing workshop said, "The harder you work- the luckier you get"...

I just love that. I don't think anyone works harder than you :)

The Grunt said...

I can handle some sushi, as long as I have enough wasabi, Cora.

Chief Scientist said...

Yet another panty splash for you, Mr. Grunt. You are like the David Hasselhoff of Blogger.

Gentleman-hobbs said...

One day max - mondays are always bad news anyhow. Over here we suggest that someone who is lucky must have stepped in something ( dogs shit. The way my lucks going lately I'm thinking of rolling in a load.

Güggs said...

It's a soda and a fortune-teller? I've never heard of such things? Where can I buy such an ingenious product?

Güggs said...

V took me to Starbucks today and had me a bottle of Jones. It read, "Respect the natural habitat."