I was at my cuz's wedding reception today and had a good time. We caught up and I have a good feeling about his future. He and his wife really looked happy and relaxed. I'm so over the moon for them.
So, I'm at a wedding and I am drinking a Jones watermelon pop. I flip the cap over and it reveals this message: "Your luck will completely change today".
So, is this a one day deal only, or is this from now on? Because, my lamb shank dinner really sucked--not the wedding food, btw. The nickel that I found had old gum stuck to it, and my overall situation is less than stellar. Don't play wit me Jones! Btw, how in the hell do they fit a whole damn watermelon in that bottle?
Earl...
11 years ago
9 comments:
I'm betting it was a one day deal, Jones is a smallish compnay they can't possibility have a paid enough for a long term alteration of your cosmic destiny.
Hope ya had a good night!
you should send them a picture of your incredible shrinking ass to put on their soda bottles!
It said "change" not "get better." Hell, you could be ready to lose a limb. Fortunes are tricky that way.
You know what guys? The Grunt is really in a good state today. Anything can happen. If bad stuff happens, then I just need to flip it like a coin until I get "Heads".
If I were within driving distance I'd take you out to dinner tonight...
Sushi! :)
Oh- maybe you don't like sushi? Well, they have other stuff too :)
One of my teachers at the writing workshop said, "The harder you work- the luckier you get"...
I just love that. I don't think anyone works harder than you :)
I can handle some sushi, as long as I have enough wasabi, Cora.
Yet another panty splash for you, Mr. Grunt. You are like the David Hasselhoff of Blogger.
It's a soda and a fortune-teller? I've never heard of such things? Where can I buy such an ingenious product?
V took me to Starbucks today and had me a bottle of Jones. It read, "Respect the natural habitat."
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