Saturday, July 29, 2006

Would you eat this?

I swear I couldn't stop laughing when Lumpy's plate came to the table. Remember the pool scene from "Caddyshack"? Well, I swear the cooks in the back room had a bet going on--I could hear their snickering. On top of that, I was getting the full service check out from a rather well manicured rich fellow just one table away from me. This is reassuring. Rich gay guys have good taste in men. This leads me to believe that there are many women who are just waiting to play twister with me. However, a Spaniard once said, "There can only be one". I know that freaky dude with the weird accent said it a whole bunch of times afterward, but let's face it, that pussy was flat out lucky to beat that one scary dude and do that cool spinning lighting dance at the end.

You guys have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? Meh. I'm okay with that.


vera said...

oh please... of course I know what you're talking about.. that was followed by 3 other movies which should NOT have existed!! :P
There SHOULD be only one!!!
You can quote me on that ;)

goldennib said...

At first I thought you were talking about Spinoza, but he didn't do a spinning light dance.

You would think an immortal would know what he was talking about.

Mayden's Voyage said...

I got some of it...not all...but most times I leave here a little dazed-
The buzz is always kind of nice- now if I could just get the image of playing twister with you out of my mind! lol :)

Photogirl said...

Ever seen that Sex in the City episode? "First come the gays...then the girls."

Logophile said...

The Scottish Spaniard is way the heck cooler than the French Canadian Scott, I completely agree.
Although... Duncan, oh MY, that was TOTALLY working for me.