This Sunday school teacher was teaching a class and trying to show how people are related to each other through family trees and such. After giving his lesson he thought that he'd ask the kids to give examples of things that are related that aren't necessarily family.
One of the kids' answered that trees and grass were related because they were both plants. The teacher agreed.
Another kid talked about how a porpoise and a cow were related because they both were mammals. The teacher explained that one to the other small kids until they all understood why that was.
The best one was a five-year-old boy's answer, "Well, my penis and my brain are related." The teacher asked him how and why, in a horrified tone of voice. The kid's answer, "Because, when my brother kicks me in the penis my brain hurts."
4 years ago