Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
He was a nasty little bugger.
I would gladly hand over my first born to better the nation of Gruntonia.
Always very wise to have a safety word Grunt but that maybe a bit long.......Rump would be better but not a good safety word! Sirloin may be better!!!
I'm confused...Is this safety word kind of like Pee Wee's Playhouse? Do we need to shout every time you say Rumpelstiltskin?
Nessa~ All the more appropriate, I think.JJ~ I think I need to start knighting people. How would you like to be known as Sir McFatty from now on?Ebezp~ Well, I like there to be a bit of a lag when using safety words so as to go that inch further into painful bliss.O-Girl~ You are a very good girl.
Okay, but what are we shouting when you say the safety word? And you should totally say "bitch" more often like that.
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