Thursday, May 10, 2007

TIGF!!! (That's Incredibly Gay Friday): Sensei homoeroticism

Wax on. Wax off. Repeat! Repeat!!! Now wash car. Take shirt off. I want to see your sexy dinner plates, Daniel-san.

You want black belt? I show Daniel-san way to enlightenment. Focus! Stare into the void. Void is nothing! You are nothing! Take pants off now!!! You not need any belt for this training.

Ah, I see Mama-san is coming up the driveway to pick you up. You may rinse now.

P.S. Check out "The Hoff" drunk, eating Wendy's on my sidebar.

9 comments:

Thomas said...

I have a very long memory, The Grunt.

Jules said...

That was one of the most disgusting videos I've ever seen. I feel sorry for his daughters. Gross. Embarrasing. I'm totally not gonna watch America's Got Talent now. LOL! I never watched it the first time it was one either.

Regarding your TIGF post: *snort* Haa! I never thought of them that way before, but you never know, do you?

Scary Monster said...

Love the vid!!! Me believes that everyone should spend some time sitting drunk on the floor eating wendys and enduring censure from a loved one. It sure beats having someone waxing yer butt.

STOMP, Stumble.

Karyn said...

Holy Crap - That blog post had me laughing so hard i could not catch my breath... that was effing hilarious...

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Sensei homoeroticism...LOL! You have changed my view of Mr. Miyagi forever. Well, at least you are doing in now and not when I was like 10 and watching that movie over and over. I guess I can forgive you.

I can't believe the video, though. yikes.

Christielli said...

Do you watch The Office?? Have you seen the one where they go to the place where Dwight takes karate??

The Grunt said...

Thomas~ Good, because I need friends like you...erm, who are lawyers. How ya doin' buddy?

Jules~ The Hoff probably would have just slept it off, but it was on his daughter's visiting time. That is pretty bad form for a parent. I am glad that I am not burdened with that addiction.

SM~ You have a point there, sir! His abs still look good even when he is drunk and eating like a pig on the floor. Oh, how I admire the Hoff.

Karyn~ I am good for your health. That is why everyone should ask their doctors about "Gruntalin", the once daily supplement to living life to it's fullest.

O-Girl~ Yes, I figured that it was time that I could finally bust this one out. We are all safe now.

Christielli~ I like to watch it when I can. I am going to have to rent the DVD's of the series so I can talk more intelligently about it with you. That episode sounds awfully funny.

goldennib said...

You are too friggin' funny; D

chandra said...

I like hilary swank better... was that movie still called the next karate kid 3? hmmm