Wax on. Wax off. Repeat! Repeat!!! Now wash car. Take shirt off. I want to see your sexy dinner plates, Daniel-san.
You want black belt? I show Daniel-san way to enlightenment. Focus! Stare into the void. Void is nothing! You are nothing! Take pants off now!!! You not need any belt for this training.
Ah, I see Mama-san is coming up the driveway to pick you up. You may rinse now.
P.S. Check out "The Hoff" drunk, eating Wendy's on my sidebar.
4 years ago