Where are all the animals? I feel so disillusioned now.
I had a dream about John Voight's daughter last night. It all went down in a church. I like those kinds of dreams.
Gum seems to find its way onto the bottom of my shoes lately. I think I've had about enough of that.
Full Throttle "Blue Demon" is now my favorite drink. I can feel those kidney stones forming as we speak.
I know a guy that just got married and it's only been a month and a half and he's gained 30 pounds. I'd at least wait a year before I let myself go.
Rib eye steaks are damn tasty. Porterhouse are top notch as well. New York Strip is good if I'm feeling lean. However, Sirloin really needs to step up if it wants to get back on my dinner plate.
I am vowing to never again trust the neighbor's dog. I thought he was totally on my side until he shit on my lawn. Cooper, I thought we were friends but you had to go ahead and make me miserable. Now I have gum and dog shit on my boots.
I wish I could love when I want and then get away from it when convenient. That is selfish, I know. It isn't how I behave, but I certainly have had that thought.
One more co-worker of mine has had a spouse die. It happened last night. I have been to too many funerals in the past two months. What in the hell is happening?
I used "to", "too", and "two" in a sentence. I rock!
I'm tired so I will now go and dream of large women.
3 years ago