If you could produce your own milk what kind of cereal would go with it best?
If you could crap a bricks of gold who would you tell?
If there were a place on earth where you could throw away your mother in law and get away with it, would you?
If picture can paint a thousand words then how come I can't paint you?
If I can't figure out how I am going to stop itching my calf then the the humane society might have to step in.
If you could have any wish in the world what color would it be?
If a stranger brought you flowers does stranger danger still apply even though you are all grown up?
If a candy bar has been smooshed into the shape of a turd is there a sick sense of satisfaction involved in eating it?
If I don't respond to tags from blogger friends do I still get to have Big Mac Monday time?
Blogs that make me think/favorite blogs (combined): Tags from Mayden's Voyage/Cora & Scary Monster's Me no blog (on my sidebar). Sorry, I am too tired to tag or link. I normally don't do memes. I don't like to do them. But, Cora and Scary Monster are good blogger friends, so I will go ahead and do them my way.
1. Yours (yes, you silly).
2. Mine. I really dig myself and I am a genius!
3. Incorrigible Vagabond (sidebar). He is the reason why I started blogging in the first place, even if he doesn't ever read me. I have read everything he has blogged. I am also his cousin.
4. Daily Bread. My pal from Britain, RJW, who I think jumped off a bridge and hasn't been seen in Bloggerland in over a year. I will post that address if I can find it again. He once did a post about a dead seal and it was true poetry. I am not being sarcastic either. I miss him and his blog.
5. This one is hard, so I will have to say that I dig Captain Kirk's "Captain's Log" because it really was the first blog, in my humble opinion.
Now go forth and drink milk!
3 years ago