Thursday, September 07, 2006

A taste of Grunt: Oprah would totally be my sugar momma!

I was lazy tonight, so whoomp they it is! I clean up nicely, no? Don't get used to seeing me much. I am skittish, and only usually reserve these images for special friends and/or visiting dignitaries in need of escorting services.

Well, I know it was a cop out, but since I've had so many new faces come in, I thought it would be nice to reveal myself to y'alls. I hope this isn't a deal breaker, 'cause I was so going to do a post on Casper the Friendly Ghost and imaginary friends. Maybe next week, perhaps.

23 comments:

Chris Wilson said...

And all this time I thought you were a biker chick.

Queue_t said...

wow you do clean up nice! can I use you as a back up if i need an escort somewhere? now my big guy is number one, but I could use you for number two.

qt

Clearlykels said...

Guy in a suit. Can't go wrong with that. I am glad that you did not go with Casper. Nice picture!

Scott said...

Looking good Grunt!

Scott

Sun Follower said...

Nice tie :)

Anonymous said...

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a Grunt in a suit!
Good pic!
Thanks for sharin'.
/vera

Anonymous said...

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a Grunt in a suit!
Good pic!
Thanks for sharin'.
/vera

Karyn said...

What are you squinting at?

Jay said...

If it weren't for the yellow shirt, I'd have pegged you as a professional killer.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

I guess you aren't too bad once you've cleaned up. lol.

Very nice pic. of you! :)

Nessa said...

I have mentioned before that you are a cutey. What cha' sellin'?

Mayden' s Voyage said...

You are a cutie! :)
Ummm...I mean, very handsome- not red at all~
I like the other pic of you best, further down, the one when you took your brother our for an adventure. That one is my favorite :)
You are a total stud in that photo- I think...which doesn't account for much I'm afraid ;)

Crystal said...

when are you going to take a picture of you in some cut off shorts with a water hose? you want to make your readers happy, don't you?

Christielli said...

Nice suit dude!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Grunt,

Chris, JJ and I have a pool going on how many panty splashes you get with the pic. So tell us the number. There's 4 bucks riding on it.

Logophile said...

heh hee
he thought you were a biker chick
tee hee

Jules said...

LOL! Crystal, that's hilarious... I mean, er, um, I'd pay to see that!

Grunty - you know you da' bomb!

Jules

Me Myself and I said...

Nice suit. But for some reason I always pictured you wearing red. hmm. weird.

The Grunt said...

Chris~ Sorry to dissapoint. I at least can buy a bike and wear some lipstick and a wig. Dee Snider comes to mind.

QT~ As long as we're both thinking of #2 in the right context, yes. Of course I knew what you meant, gosh!

Kels~ Thanks. I don't wear a suit as much as I should, but I am no slouch when it comes to dressing up. I'm still going to do that other post--I just gotsta!

Scott~ I was inspired by your kilt picture from a long time ago.

Sun~ Thanks! I got it from Marks and Spencer in Bradford.

Vera~ I like sharing. But, you should already know how I look--I can see you and your field glasses up on the hill looking into my bedroom! Ha-har...please don't kill me.

Karyn~ It's my "Clint" squint. All heros have squinty eyes, see?

JJ~ Yeah, I know what to call you now, bub. I do have that unsettling quality of being able to give discourses on Huey Lewis and the News, Genesis, and various other things, but without going all P-Bateman on my date. Just omit Genesis and Huey Lewis and put in Big Star and Rush.

O-girl~ Yeah, that I do. I wonder if anybody has climbed Grand Teton in a designer suit? There's a goal for me.

Goldie~ I'm selling sea shells by the sea shore with only schillings to show, shoobie shoobie! Thanks for the compliment. I'm a good singer too, right?

Mayden~ I try to vary my look. That whole "taking my brother out fishing" was really just a cover story for my coyote gig. Hence, the dark glasses, facial hair, and the "nueralizer". It's great because my brother still thinks we went fishing.

Crystal~ Maybe those pics I sent you weren't good enough. Am I going to have to send more? More with the neck brace, perhaps? You know that you could return the gift. Just once in a while I'd like a shot of your face in the picture. Keeding, gosh dernnit!

Christielli~ It is a nice suit. Navy blue is my color, for sure. It is 100% wool with satin lining, three-button single breast. I do have a white shirt, but I was feeling different that day.

Cash~ What can I say in response here? I don't want to jinx anything.

Logo~ You are a biker chic...Ha!

Jules~ Yes, I know that I am. I think that this is a case for the Hooters Bomb Squad to take care of.

Celeste~ Would that make me Santa Claus? Oh yes, the giver of gifts and down the chimney with me! Lemme see what's in this here sack of toys!!! Um, I think I got a wee bit carried away there. Sorry.

Maddie said...

Escorting services? You better be careful, you don't want to end up on Cops.

The Grunt said...

Pants~ Cops launched many careers. Don't ask me to say which ones. I'm just trying to keep a positive frame of mind here. Yes, the future is now, and that future is me getting surprised by a film crew while servicing the PM of Japan's Wife.

Markis~ My camera phone (Motorolla SLVR) just has a funky way of bringing out certain colors. That shirt is yellow, but not that yellow. Should I have worn a white shirt? Anyway, when I take shots of the sun and clouds, or sunsets with this little guy, it comes out real funky--very cool.

LindzyPinzy said...

you clean up very nicely yes...but I have no idea whtcha look like not cleaned up so what do I mean?
hmmmm anywho
u kinda remind me of a clean cut edward norton in this photo:)

Crystal said...

Grunt - send you more of my face? you sick of beaver shots already???

my face is all effed up right now. when i get better, i will send you some pictures of me with a coke can shoved in my jabber-hole (that means mouth, you dirty dirty boy)