Wednesday, September 06, 2006

A post for those with sexual fixations

You dirty bitch! No, toast it darker. Yes, I like that. Pop it! Pop it now!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Butter or marmalade?

19 comments:

Queue_t said...

I love toast and coffee- a throw back to my mother's french heritage.

mmmmnnnn good. QT

Scott said...

LMAO.... brillliant...

scott

blog Portland said...

I'll take scat on mine, please.

Karyn said...

Butter.

Possibly with cinnamon sugar.
Possibly with grape jelly. Or apricot jam.

But definitely with butter.

This is hilarious btw.

LindzyPinzy said...

mmm cinnimon tast!

LindzyPinzy said...

oops toast

Pokey said...

I love toast! It's one of my favorite foods. I like toast with butter and cinnamon and sugar or just toast and peanut butter. yummy.

this post is hilarious btw.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Buttah, baby... more BUTTAH!

Jules said...

Turn that baby up to the highest setting, sit back and watch the steam rise! Shit, you're hilarious!

Jules

Sun Follower said...

Butter OR marmalade?......both, please.

The Grunt said...

QT~ You said French. Heh, heh!

Scott~ You should feature sexual phillias on your freaky friday posts.

Blog Portland~ I prefer to hollow out the middle of my toast, fill it with a variety of toast related spreads, and then suck it out with a straw. What?

Karyn~ Butter with anything, am I right? Eh.

Lindzy~ I thought you were just affecting some kind of unknown accent there.

Pokey~ Good to have you back on board. They must have loosened their grip at work.

O-Girl~ That is the correct spelling of that word, as far as I'm concerned.

Jules~ I thought we've been over this a million times: my name is not shit!

Sun~ I like how you roll, yo.

Christielli said...

lol you're hilarious

Chris said...

Nothing like appliance porn.

Güggs said...

you're a filthy hoor. lol

Mayden's Voyage said...

I like butter, and honey.
Honey on anything...
:) For breakfast of course! :)

Logophile said...

There are some places butter should just NEVER be.
Let's not speak of this again

Photogirl said...

What? We only get to choose from butter or marmalade? What happened to peanut butter and jam?!

The Grunt said...

Chris~ This is a thing that I feel I could exploit and still run for president. I could use the cover story that I was just an ingenious appliance salesman.

Guggs~ Yes, a complete one. Why go only halfway, you know?

Cora~ Toast is great. You should try toast in an airliner bathroom.

Logo~ Up your nose!

Celeste~ You may use whatever you'd like.

I'm waiting for someone to say Vegamite or Marmite. This is for those who are into toast, hardcore!

Photogirl said...

Pop it like its hot. Pop it like its hot.