Brought to you by the effects of Stockholm Syndrome from holding myself hostage for so many years.
Monday, May 01, 2006
I got the cure...
Monday morning foot massage: ladies only. 'Cause you deserve it, and I can get all "Pulp Fiction" on those size eighteens (happy now?). Guys, you can be my relief pitcher.
Well, Scott, I think I could hook you up with a pair of fine female hands. I know you'd enjoy that far more.
Crystal~I'm too smart to assume that you pretty women have big feet. So, I err on the side of small ones. But, to be honest, I forgot about the difference between male and female sizes.
um, I have size six feet and am no midget!! ok I'm not very tall, I admit it... I would prefer a back massage though...does that sound ungrateful? if it does then I'll return the favor!
Man, size 18s? I say Man again. Those are Shaquill O'Neil peds! I like big feet, but heck, that woman will have to be nearly 10 feet tall for that to look right.
9 comments:
size sixes?
good luck, grunty. maybe you should patrol the junior highs. i was a size 6 in 7th grade.
Haha... what, you wouldn't give a man a foot massage? haha...
Scott
Well, Scott, I think I could hook you up with a pair of fine female hands. I know you'd enjoy that far more.
Crystal~I'm too smart to assume that you pretty women have big feet. So, I err on the side of small ones. But, to be honest, I forgot about the difference between male and female sizes.
Size six...
Hmmm, you into midget girls, huh?
That is too kinky for me.
Then logically, women with big feet are ugly... well, in the Amazon, I have little feet.
:D
um, I have size six feet and am no midget!! ok I'm not very tall, I admit it... I would prefer a back massage though...does that sound ungrateful?
if it does then I'll return the favor!
Hello, Logo. As I hope you all will agree, size does not matter. Heh-heh! It's how you use what you got that counts.
Vera~I'm not metro enough for you;)
Mona~I can do damn good back rubs. I also accept reciprocation.
Anybody know why there's a little handicapped guy down by the word verification thingy? I just noticed that.
Grunt,
I can't believe you just cussed @ me in front of all these fine people!
Man, size 18s? I say Man again. Those are Shaquill O'Neil peds! I like big feet, but heck, that woman will have to be nearly 10 feet tall for that to look right.
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