Monday, May 01, 2006

I got the cure...

Monday morning foot massage: ladies only. 'Cause you deserve it, and I can get all "Pulp Fiction" on those size eighteens (happy now?). Guys, you can be my relief pitcher.

9 comments:

Crystal said...

size sixes?

good luck, grunty. maybe you should patrol the junior highs. i was a size 6 in 7th grade.

Scott said...

Haha... what, you wouldn't give a man a foot massage? haha...

Scott

The Grunt said...

Well, Scott, I think I could hook you up with a pair of fine female hands. I know you'd enjoy that far more.

Crystal~I'm too smart to assume that you pretty women have big feet. So, I err on the side of small ones. But, to be honest, I forgot about the difference between male and female sizes.

Logophile said...

Size six...
Hmmm, you into midget girls, huh?
That is too kinky for me.

Anonymous said...

Then logically, women with big feet are ugly... well, in the Amazon, I have little feet.
:D

mo** said...

um, I have size six feet and am no midget!! ok I'm not very tall, I admit it... I would prefer a back massage though...does that sound ungrateful?
if it does then I'll return the favor!

The Grunt said...

Hello, Logo. As I hope you all will agree, size does not matter. Heh-heh! It's how you use what you got that counts.

Vera~I'm not metro enough for you;)

Mona~I can do damn good back rubs. I also accept reciprocation.

Anybody know why there's a little handicapped guy down by the word verification thingy? I just noticed that.

Anonymous said...

Grunt,
I can't believe you just cussed @ me in front of all these fine people!

Chris Wilson said...

Man, size 18s? I say Man again. Those are Shaquill O'Neil peds! I like big feet, but heck, that woman will have to be nearly 10 feet tall for that to look right.