Thursday, May 04, 2006

One of you readers was in my dream last night...

And I can't remember who. I need help here: I woke up with a lingering idea that I'd held a conversation and "such" with one of you, but for the life of me, the details escaped my mind.

I have a theory that our spirits are tied to our living bodies and that they can wander about while our bodies sleep--still tied to our bodies, though. I like to think that the people in my dreams that aren't part of my everyday life are my nocturnal contacts. If this is true, one of you has been added to my club.

So, If you were that person, please, let me know your version of what happened. If you are too embarrassed to leave it in the comments section, then email me with the details.

13 comments:

Melliferous Pants said...

Maybe it was me? Is your head shaved? Did we eat ice cream?

I'm with you on this. Sometimes I wish I could sleep all day. I don't always remember my dreams but I think I like where I go. My feelings of confusion about whether “reality” is being asleep or awake, were confirmed when I saw "Waking Life" and then again when I read "Eyes of a Blue Dog.” Holy crap, I love that short story more than life.

Crystal said...

if it involved an emission, it was probably me.



i had a dream about you once before i knew what you looked like and now that i have seen you, you look very much like the grunt of my dreams. weird, huh?

Chris said...

It was probably Cash. He lifted a key off one of the orderlies.

He gets out a lot. Loses his TV privelages though when they catch him.

Scott said...

Hmmm don't think it was I... sounds like it was probably Crystal..haha.

Scott

The Grunt said...

Melliferous Pants~I'm gonna have to just call you Pants from now on, 'kay? Well, my hair is short now, but not shaved and in my dreams I always have an ice cream cone in one hand and a cigar in the other. I'm never up to any good in dreamland.

Chris~now that I'm becoming more familiar with yours and Cash's comedy stylings, I imagine that both of you will play part of the scripting process. Tell Cash to throw Leo Sayer in a Trebuche, set aflame and pull the rope--now that would kick off one hell of a badass dream, mate.

Scott~You could have been the guy in one of my dreams that stole my ice cream. Nah, you were driving around on a lawn tractor with Eva Longoria--dropped by to say hello.

Crystal~That's cool that I turned out to approximate your dream version of me. I hope you were gentle. Now if you'll excuse me, my sheets are almost ready to come out of the dryer.

Güggs said...

My appearances in other people's dreams are limited to the sexual realm. Ask V.

So I know it wasn't me.

Unless you dreamt about Brokeback Mountain Part Deux - Enis and Jack take on Manhattan.

vera said...

I Have No Idea What You're Talking About! (tm)

logo™ said...

I am NOT a succubus, dammit!
In my dreams I sit quietly on a veranda sitting mint juleps in a stately matter and drawling,
"Bless your heart."

No, really, I do, really,
Stop laughing now.

The Grunt said...

You guys kill me. Well, it was last night that I wrote this but my dream that I had just recently was me and Shaq rapping about McDonald's in a McDonalds. I shit you not. We had this really cool rap going and we both concluded that we should do a single of it and a commercial for McDonalds. When we started filming for the commercial I kept screwing up and Shaq got real mad at me. Stop laughing, it was a real dream, dammit!

mona said...

I went dancing in my dreams last night- :)

"K" Fingerett said...

I don't remember any of my dreams from this past week- and I haven't been around here long so I don't think it was me.

*Now that I'm out of the question*

So... Do we get to know what the 'and such' was? And if you do find out who was in your dream- what do you plan on doing about it? Just wondering...


~K

Cash said...

Grunt, if it WAS me I'll pay you not to tell anyone. And Chris is a fag. Not the fun "Just Jack" kind either. He's more of the "Looking For Mr. Goodbar" kind. I'd watch out for him if I were you.

The Grunt said...

Cash~You've given me fair warning, I suppose. But, there are some pretty wild night clubs in my dreams, so it's kosher. That's where Mona must've been dancing.

"K"~The "and such" is left up to interpretation. This was supposed to be a fun and embarrassing exercise. It was somebody here, that has commented, but I'll never tell.