I am wasted, spent, done! I hope you'll understand if I take a kip and not do the blog thing tonight. Crap! I am blogging. See what you all do to me? I was planning to do this grand post, but chatting online with ultra-pretty women has worn me out. See, this is what happens when Li'l Grunty gets all excited.
Instead of a grand post, I offer you this single question: Why are there no cows in space? You know, there should be!
Try this one out: If you want to amuse your office pals, hold onto your tongue and try singing the Rice a Roni jingle for them.
When I get bored at work, I fantasize. About what, you may ask? Well, I think that the foremost fantasy that I have involves invisibility, duct tape, lawn darts, and a rusty tuna fish can lid. It's the only method for curing a few problems with the world, as far as I can see.
Have a great day, all of yous!
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