I have sensitive skin and can't indulge much in the ways of cologne. I do, however, smell fresh and clean, unless I am going through some sort of fugue state and completely forget shit altogether. I really enjoyed the lavender essential oil concoction that I used on my skin during radiation treatment. I am also a big champion of clean bung hole=smell good. Really, a clean body is the best smell. Most of us then take our clean bodies and enhance them with perfumes and colognes. There are then some that seem to find a magic combination of clean, enhancement, and natural body chemistry that nails it and makes the rest of us look bad.
Smelling better than good is TIGF in the most fabulous way. The secret to smelling this good is kept within a steel-reinforced concrete vault hidden in a secret conclave--or so I hear--with a select group of women, gay, and heterosexual men with an elevated "precipitous gay potential" (metros) permitted access. These select few choose who they pass this knowledge to, however, in bits and pieces, usually to make money, and never the full secret. That is TIGF in an un-fabulous way. I want to smell better than good, dammit!
Ambergris might have something to do with it, but I heard from the only gay in my village that squirrel piss, surprisingly, does wonders to enhance your natural odor. The problem is getting a squirrel to piss on you, or in a bottle. Any suggestions?
4 years ago