I went to bed running a fever. I knew that if I could remember what I dreamed it would be a pretty far out thing to share with y'all. Well, this is definitely a case of "I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night". Here we go.
The part that I remember was vivid. I was driving down the road and I saw a mother having problems pushing her baby in a stroller. I pulled over and got out to help her. When I got there I asked her what the problem was. She said, "My baby isn't working and I don't know what to do."
I looked around the stroller, then at the baby. I don't know what in the hell brought on the next series of events, but whatever. I told her that the baby's choke wasn't on and then I reached in and turned the little guy's belly button over to "choke". I then said, "Go ahead, try it!" The mother then reached in and pulled on a rip cord and the baby started right up. She thanked me and the baby was all vibrating and making a noise like a lawn mower. It all seemed normal while I was dreaming it.
I guess this means that I am good with kids.
4 years ago