Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Dream #465870

I went to bed running a fever. I knew that if I could remember what I dreamed it would be a pretty far out thing to share with y'all. Well, this is definitely a case of "I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night". Here we go.

The part that I remember was vivid. I was driving down the road and I saw a mother having problems pushing her baby in a stroller. I pulled over and got out to help her. When I got there I asked her what the problem was. She said, "My baby isn't working and I don't know what to do."

I looked around the stroller, then at the baby. I don't know what in the hell brought on the next series of events, but whatever. I told her that the baby's choke wasn't on and then I reached in and turned the little guy's belly button over to "choke". I then said, "Go ahead, try it!" The mother then reached in and pulled on a rip cord and the baby started right up. She thanked me and the baby was all vibrating and making a noise like a lawn mower. It all seemed normal while I was dreaming it.

I guess this means that I am good with kids.

16 comments:

Sun Follower said...

"I guess this means that I am good with kids."... or... not. :)

Jules said...

either that or your love of mowing the lawn has been supressed for far too long.

Keshi said...

Any supressed desires Grunty...?

Keshi.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Maybe it does mean you are good with kids. Or maybe it means you are good with lawn mowers. Or maybe it means you are good at helping damsels in distress. Or maybe it means you have some jacked-up dreams.

That would be cool if you just "fix" people like you can mowers or cars.

goldennib said...

We all could use a choke.

Scary Monster said...

This means you better check the dosage on yer medicine. Besides iffin it were a male child the choke would be lower.

Clearlykels said...

magical realism at its best.

Melliferous Pants said...

Sure would make health insurance less complicated.

blog Portland said...

If only there were such an easy to keep children quiet.

Beth said...

I laughed and laughed until I had tears in my eyes. I am in a public computer place so I tried to suppress the laughter but I couldn't.

I think it means that you are not good with kids because you treat them like lawnmowers.. That would be cool if I could do that with my students brains....

Karyn said...

Good with kids huh?

Want a couple?

Logophile said...

You choked a baby??
Damn, dude, Im not sending my kids to Uncle Grunty for the weekend.

C. Limmesand said...

Cool! You certainly are handy. Bet you will make a wonderful father who will inspire his children to bring him all sorts of good gifts when he is in prison.

Aren't dreams a trip?

Photogirl said...

Does this mean that TIGF this week is going to be somehow baby related?

RevRee said...

I feel a little disturbed after reading your dreams...also a bit turned on by the fact that someone else has more fucked up dreams then me...

Keshi said...

check ou tmy latest holiday spot Grunty.

Keshi