Why is it that you can feel some people more when they are gone than when they are around you?
Which level of Dante's hell do they shove Brillo pads up into your asshole and light them on fire?
If you say "new direction" long and hard enough, something funny starts to happen.
Which level of Dante's hell does Mark Twain have to start writing children's books? Cook books by Milton, anyone?
I will not stand for such suffering. Here, let me bend over.
The farmer said to the milk maid, "Nice tits!"
So, did they ever find out if Elliott Smith was stabbed by his girlfriend? That would be a hell of a way to kill yourself. By the way, "Between the Bars" is now playing on my I-Tunes.
Pablo Picasso should've done one more painting.
Antarctica is the white supremest of all the continents of the world. Don't let the cute penguins fool you.
Llamas bring joy to a little boy named Billy; which, unfortunately, will result in him developing a rather disturbing sexual phillia. These are the unseen and adverse effects of animal therapy.
Overheard in a rest home: "But, their fur is so silky soft!"
Where you go with that one might take you into a bad place.
I am finished for the night.
4 years ago