Thursday, July 26, 2007

Slowly coming to

Hey everybody! (Hey, doctor Nik!)

I will do a combined TIGF/Update post for tomorrow, but today is just an announcement that I am taking it easy for now and won't be getting around to see all of you just yet. I will, though, so don't think I've gone all diva on y'all.

I do want to say that the new well wishers and readers have really given me a boost. I used to be a mighty blogger, involved in expanding readership and such. I then settled for my little niche and my regulars kept me company enough. Looks like I'm now going to have to put some more logs on the fire. It will be good times.

As for my faithful, you guys are the best!


blog Portland said...

In lieu of a comment, I have a joke:

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

EBEZP said...

That made me laugh a lot so it will have made you laugh too.
Don't worry about the blog you know your friends by the company they keep or is it you keep!!

I guess there'll be a good few around as and whenever you are ready!!

Take it easy!

Crystal said...

nuns and anal sex.

classy, jay. very classy.

Scary Monster said...

You still be mighty, Cap'n.
No problem lettin the ship steer it self for a bit. Get yerself some rest and come back stronger.


The Grunt said...

JJ~ Just what I needed, man. That was funny as hell.

ebezp~ Yeah, I will post here and there. But, there was a time when I was just on fire with the blog and I wish all you were there for it.

Crystal~ Quit staring at JJ's nipples.

Scary~ Thanks. I have all this stuff that I'd like to post but I can't seem to get around to it anymore, or do it the way I'd like.

Scott said...

Keep on rocking in the free world.

Photogirl said...

Regulars are good! I love my regulars (you included :)

Taking it easy sounds like a good idea...I look forward to welcoming you over at my place when you're up to it!

The Grunt said...

Scott~ Definitely! BTW, that is one of my favorite songs by a Canadian.

Celeste~ You are wonderful, baby!

Chandra said...

"and Do do a loot do... do do!"

p.s because you are american you will probably have NO idea what Im talking about, but we have a celeb named nardwar and he says what scott said and afterwards you always say quote above...

pps yes that song does indeed rock

Jules said...