Thursday, June 01, 2006

WTF? Is that my lung?

Grunty is not doing well today, so this is a preemptive post. I might have to do something drastic and go to the doc's, something that I have to be dragged in kicking and screaming to do. Did I mention that I'm not calling in sick? I am into torture; apparently, in more ways than one--and not into the whips and chains stuff, either. I'll out work my illness, that little germy putz.

10 comments:

Crystal said...

Put some sperm on it.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Awww. Hope you are feeling better soon. If not, take Crystal's advice.

Logophile said...

I hear coffee cures that.

vera said...

Sleep.

goldennib said...

I think Crystal has the idea. At least that's what my husband tells me.

goldennib said...

Plus, I want you to know how jealous I am at your quality word putter outage.

Mayden's Voyage said...

Seriously,
Are you getting enough fluids?
Are you suffering from allergies? Claritin might help...and sudafed.
Are you running a temp?

Go see the Dr, you stubborn little gurnt-of-a-thing-you!

Oh, and get some rest! :)

Chris said...

Maybe its Avian Flu. Well, see you Grunt. Its been nice.

Güggs said...

I hope it's not SARS. Because it would be a shame to pack up all your camping gear and go home after driving 3 hours to a campsite, just to find out it's not SARS. And to learn that you're just a hypochondriac...Wait a minute...wrong person...delete delete

I hope you feel better soon, Grunt.

Speaking of which, I played tennis today, and my partner and I were imitating the tennis players' grunt. Then I thought of you.

The Grunt said...

Crystal~ That's your solution for everything. So, can I use my own, or am I going to have to ask a dude for a favor?

O-Girl~ Thanks, and don't encourage Crystal. She might be high on Pixie Sticks.

Logo~ I bet it does and I'm sure the "cream" goes with that coffee, too.

Vera~ Thanks, after this I just might do that.

Goldenibb~ I try to put out for you all, in my own way. What's with the sperm thing? CRYSTAL!!!

Cora~ Thanks for your concern. I have been drinking a ton of water now. I am stubborn.

Chris~ If it is goodbye, then do me a favor and pinch Gladys' ass for me, okay?

Guggs~ That tennis match must've been pretty wild. So, how's your back hand? SARS! You little Woody Allen, you.