Thursday, June 01, 2006

WTF? Is that my lung?

Grunty is not doing well today, so this is a preemptive post. I might have to do something drastic and go to the doc's, something that I have to be dragged in kicking and screaming to do. Did I mention that I'm not calling in sick? I am into torture; apparently, in more ways than one--and not into the whips and chains stuff, either. I'll out work my illness, that little germy putz.


Crystal said...

Put some sperm on it.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Awww. Hope you are feeling better soon. If not, take Crystal's advice.

Logophile said...

I hear coffee cures that.

vera said...


goldennib said...

I think Crystal has the idea. At least that's what my husband tells me.

goldennib said...

Plus, I want you to know how jealous I am at your quality word putter outage.

Mayden's Voyage said...

Are you getting enough fluids?
Are you suffering from allergies? Claritin might help...and sudafed.
Are you running a temp?

Go see the Dr, you stubborn little gurnt-of-a-thing-you!

Oh, and get some rest! :)

Chris said...

Maybe its Avian Flu. Well, see you Grunt. Its been nice.

Güggs said...

I hope it's not SARS. Because it would be a shame to pack up all your camping gear and go home after driving 3 hours to a campsite, just to find out it's not SARS. And to learn that you're just a hypochondriac...Wait a minute...wrong person...delete delete

I hope you feel better soon, Grunt.

Speaking of which, I played tennis today, and my partner and I were imitating the tennis players' grunt. Then I thought of you.

The Grunt said...

Crystal~ That's your solution for everything. So, can I use my own, or am I going to have to ask a dude for a favor?

O-Girl~ Thanks, and don't encourage Crystal. She might be high on Pixie Sticks.

Logo~ I bet it does and I'm sure the "cream" goes with that coffee, too.

Vera~ Thanks, after this I just might do that.

Goldenibb~ I try to put out for you all, in my own way. What's with the sperm thing? CRYSTAL!!!

Cora~ Thanks for your concern. I have been drinking a ton of water now. I am stubborn.

Chris~ If it is goodbye, then do me a favor and pinch Gladys' ass for me, okay?

Guggs~ That tennis match must've been pretty wild. So, how's your back hand? SARS! You little Woody Allen, you.