Earl...
11 years ago
Thursday, June 01, 2006
WTF? Is that my lung?
Grunty is not doing well today, so this is a preemptive post. I might have to do something drastic and go to the doc's, something that I have to be dragged in kicking and screaming to do. Did I mention that I'm not calling in sick? I am into torture; apparently, in more ways than one--and not into the whips and chains stuff, either. I'll out work my illness, that little germy putz.
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Put some sperm on it.
Awww. Hope you are feeling better soon. If not, take Crystal's advice.
I hear coffee cures that.
Sleep.
I think Crystal has the idea. At least that's what my husband tells me.
Plus, I want you to know how jealous I am at your quality word putter outage.
Seriously,
Are you getting enough fluids?
Are you suffering from allergies? Claritin might help...and sudafed.
Are you running a temp?
Go see the Dr, you stubborn little gurnt-of-a-thing-you!
Oh, and get some rest! :)
Maybe its Avian Flu. Well, see you Grunt. Its been nice.
I hope it's not SARS. Because it would be a shame to pack up all your camping gear and go home after driving 3 hours to a campsite, just to find out it's not SARS. And to learn that you're just a hypochondriac...Wait a minute...wrong person...delete delete
I hope you feel better soon, Grunt.
Speaking of which, I played tennis today, and my partner and I were imitating the tennis players' grunt. Then I thought of you.
Crystal~ That's your solution for everything. So, can I use my own, or am I going to have to ask a dude for a favor?
O-Girl~ Thanks, and don't encourage Crystal. She might be high on Pixie Sticks.
Logo~ I bet it does and I'm sure the "cream" goes with that coffee, too.
Vera~ Thanks, after this I just might do that.
Goldenibb~ I try to put out for you all, in my own way. What's with the sperm thing? CRYSTAL!!!
Cora~ Thanks for your concern. I have been drinking a ton of water now. I am stubborn.
Chris~ If it is goodbye, then do me a favor and pinch Gladys' ass for me, okay?
Guggs~ That tennis match must've been pretty wild. So, how's your back hand? SARS! You little Woody Allen, you.
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