I walk barefoot on Abbey Road.

Controversy and rumors, over whether the real Grunt died and was replaced by a "write-alike", are spreading like wild fire across Blogland. Sources say that the real Grunt was working around too many hazardous materials and finally got his due. One person, however, claims that the real Grunt was seen at a local Kinkos making copies of really bad "lost" posters. These posters featured a rather disturbing picture of a lung and a cash reward for $50 (estimated life's savings).

Despite the rumors, one fact remains: Grunt Ahoy! will continue. Whether by imposter or a very naughty boy, you will have your damn posts, yuk-yuks, guffaws, occasional beard strokers, and more than likely, some head scratchers. So, what the hell you lookin' at? I swear I'm not him--honest! I'm like his second cousin, er, something.