Holy crow, that flower looks like a vagina! Eh...erm, okay, there are many gay colors in the world, but none rises to TIGF!!! levels like the fabulously gay periwinkle. Damn, I can't take my eyes off that thing. Look, it was either the "Purple Cunt" or a fabric sample. This thing is mesmerizing; it should shimmer and whisper softly for all to seek shelter in it's warmth.
No, I will not let this picture hijack my post. Some girls even name their pussies, eh, kitties, uh, cats...yes, their cats periwinkle, no matter they be fluffy cats or hairless ones. I remember like it was just yesterday, petting Miss Periwinkle Puss until her back arched, and she gently purred--giving me that look like she'd let me do much more. So, I went and brought out a pair of catnip balls and let her play around with them for awhile, batting them around to and fro. So much fun, and it all ended up with her falling asleep in my lap.
Something tells me this post has been blind folded, held at gun point, and taken hostage on a DC30 that is getting gassing up to fly off to Venezuela as we speak. Oh, I need to go flog myself...for shame.
3 years ago