Thursday, January 25, 2007

Dream #463

Girls surround my bed: I am in a state of two parts arousal, one part unease. These are girls from my past. One in particular has my attention. She bends down towards me. I anticipate a kiss, but she buries her face into my pillow and just inhales.

It is my personal quest to recreate this dream with midget look-alikes. Of course there will be a sad clown and something I like to call "electric pudding" being thrown at a certain local news anchor wearing a French maid costume. Hey, it's my damn recreation. I can do what I want.

18 comments:

Clearlykels said...

Damn-- interesting dream. Was this one of the dreams when you wake up and immediately try to go back to sleep???

:-)

Scary Monster said...

Maybe in your next dream you can get the midgets to toss olives at you while you are poised for victory on the roof of a mosque...

Logophile said...

whoa, dude
They must have better stuff in Utah than I thought.

Scott said...

Let me know how it works out with the midgets!

vera said...

mmmmmmelectricpudding...

or as i like to call it... spooge

/vera

Karyn said...

Now. Are you TALKING in this dream at all? Will we be getting a voice post by any chance? LOL.

Clowns, Midgets and Pillows, oh my.

Goodness.

blog Portland said...

Am I the only one who's thinking midget clowns? As a bonus, you could fit way more of them into those tiny cars.

The Grunt said...

Kels~ Yeah, it was kind of like that, but with more head scratching.

SM~ Hey, I've had similar dreams to that. I'm due for a re-run.

Logo~ There was some growing up the canyon not too long ago. It was seized.

Scott~ I will give a fully detailed report.

Vera~ Spooge? Naw baby, you've got it all wrong.

Karyn~ I wasn't talking, just wondering what in the hell was going on.

JJ~ You are full of good ideas lately. I must consult with you before I go through with this.

Pokey said...

Midget clowns would rock! I love the term "Electric pudding" I think I am going to start using it in my every day convo.

vera said...

Grunt-oh,

To quote a somewhat wise man...
"Hey, it's my damn recreation. I can do what I want."

Heh.

/Vera

Issy said...

Hi Grunt! I haven't talked to you in ages!

Dreams. . . I have a book on dreams. Here's my interpretation:

Women: If the dreamer is a man, the female figures in his dream are likely to represent not only his relationships with the actual women in his life, but his relationship with the part of himself that is more 'feminine' or intuitive.

Pillow: Symbolises comfort, support and rest. The pillow in your dream may represent your desire for one or all of these things.

Kiss: tends to symbolise a desire for intimacy, whether erotic or domestic in nature.

Hope this helps! Just come to me the "dream doctor". Not!~

somewhere joe said...

"two parts arousal, one part unease..."

Heh, you've just given the formula for most of the erotic dreams since the beginning of time.

Jules said...

I need to know whether you were clothed or not for me to make my interpretation. The midget thing is just creepy Grunty. *shiver*

Christielli said...

Electric pudding? I honestly don't think I've ever read those words together before.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

I used to frequently have weird dreams, but it's been a while for me now. But who needs 'em?

Luckily, I get my fill of weird dreams vicariously through you right here at Grunt Ahoy!

Egan said...

I have a weakness for the French maid outfit.

Bugs said...

Just to inspire your dreams for tonight......
Grunty in a french maid's outfit throwing midget clowns at women soaking in electric pudding while watching clown porn...
I so need to bleach my brain now

The Grunt said...

Pokey~ Yes, do use it. Electric pudding is quite robust and so needs to be used with care. Enjoy!

Vera~ You go girl!

Issy~ I like your interpretation. I am now thinking about it deeply.

Joe~ Ain't that the truth! It is that uncertainty and insecurity that puts a bit of an edge to your arousal.

Jules~ C'mon, you love the little people, admit it.

Christielli~ And that is why you like me.

O-Girl~ I am a veritable Pez dispenser of weird dreams as well as peace, joy, love, and goodtimes.

Egan~ Wearing one? Ooh, tre chic!

Bugs~ I need to get together with you and write some scripts. $$$$