It's very late. What in the hell am I doing up so late? Why am I having dreams about checking my tire pressure obsessively? Crazy insane, people!
Movies that they should combine: Napoleon Dynamite and Die Hard. You would get "Napoleon Die Hard".
Uh, need a third one.
A hot girl stuck her tongue out at me today. She was in her car and I was in mine. This totally beats getting flipped off because she smiled at me afterward. It made my day. It also almost made me crash. Ever seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
Yippie cai peace out!
4 years ago