Had enough?
OK, I spent some time in my room with Suzi plugged into my biggest amp (the neighbors were gone). I was pretending that I was both David Bowie and Mick Ronson rolled into one super rock god. I think I played "Moonage Daydream", "Soul Love", "Hang on to Yourself", and "Ziggy Stardust" each about three times. My alien rock god name was Buffy Scottsdale, because all alien rock gods must be androgynous, but capable of great feats of masculinity. I just took the name of my first pet and the model of vehicle that I drive (a Chevy Scottsdale K20 pickup truck). You can do the same trick to get your stripper name, only using your second pet's name followed by the street that you grew up on. My stripper name is Thor Belmont. Try it out for fun and find out what your names would be.
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okay okay! My rock name is Fluffy Impala. I just learned to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb" on my beginner accordian. I don't know if I can qualify as a rock god, even in my own mind. Especially when my four year old keeps telling me that it sounds like my accordian "needs a rest". My stripper name is Jezebel Everett!
Shadow High-ace Works out well but Boom Boom Broadway Is just way too much stripper for me.
Oh and thanks for the spirit of Abe Lincoln post.I just couldn't get rid of the imagery.
In my car when I put some old music MC Hammer's tune came on. Of course I was singing "can't flush this" and cracking up while driving! I an certain that the folks must have thought that I was one weird gaijin!
Thx fer the laughs!
Ummm, Alex Crooked Run-- I don't like it. Next!
My hair *is* looking extra flirty today! Thanks!
lol I'll come bak for this one...BRB.
Keshi.
Julie~ I like "Fluffy Impala". As far as the accordian, keep at it until it sounds like it only needs to sit down.
NYD~ Yeah, "Boom Boom" Broadway sounds like an old transvestite stripper. Glad you liked the old post of mine. That was back in the day when I was writing whatever in the hell came to my mind. Nothing has changed.
Kels~ That sounds more like some half Anglo, half Native American dude.
Christielli~ No, thank you.
Keshi~ Well, come back soon. I'm going to bed here in five minutes.
My rockstar name is Louie Civic.
My pornstar name is Max MacLeary.
lol.
I guess I have to be a boy to make these work.
A bit late, but my Rock God Name is Patches Corolla and my Stripper name is Max Cornwall. Hmmm... both of them sound a bit more masculine that I would have liked! LOL
Happy to hear you're back in your guitar groove (or rather, feeling well enough to jam like that!)
Celeste~ Yeah, the last one especially, LOL!
Jules~ Another Stripper named Max? What are the chances? I'm sort of in the groove. I had to see a doctor today about my rash from hell and blood seeping from my toenails.
damn! that wud make me Jerry Fortuna ...now, thats a cool name...eventhough it does sound like a cheesy used car sales man.
Um, my rock name is Fritz Montana.
Which isn't nearly so bad as my stripper name, which is Claudia Finger.
Seriously?
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