You know this guy. He'll blow himself. He'd darn near do his own ear. What's to say that he hasn't already done every orifice available on his body? I mean, "If my ear was a c**t I'd f**k it". That would never stop a man from Nantucket. I'll bet no gourd, squash, watermelon, or lotion filled baggy is safe around this dude. Hide your pets, too. There's nothing, or no one that this man wouldn't do.
As for me, I've had better days. It's been rough lately.
Earl...
11 years ago
8 comments:
beeun absolutely 'stressed out' myself! Hope all is well at ur end. TC n HUGGGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.
There once was a guy from Nantucket
Each orifice was like a waste bucket
The use of each portal
Made him immortal
With age he was forced to tuck it.
You should sell That's Incdredibly Gay Friday shirts
I'm staying as far away from anyone from Nantucket that I possibly can! Men, anyway... that shit is just scary.
I've never been to Nantucket, but I did go to nearby Martha's Vineyard. But I still repeated this lovely poem the whole time I was there. (The obscene version of course!)
Nantucket-ers are my neighbors. The Vineyard gets my vote every time. Uckets and Hassets are very big in this region.
And I don't know ONE guy who's endowed like that. (Thank. GOD.)
Hang tight, kid.
Yes, Crystal is right. I'd totally wear one of those!
Keshi~ Hiya! I've been a bad blog visitor. I will have to come by your place and say hello.
Nessa~ LOL! That is a new one to me. I like it!
Crystal~ Gotcha! You can count on me to bust out the TIGF!!! I just have to come up with something that won't get my ass sued.
Jules~ Aren't you just a little bit curious?
O-Girl~ You are such a dirty, dirty girl!
Karyn~ Yeah, people don't realize that up to a point it really is just life threatening and hurty to be seriously well hung.
Celeste~ Hear ya loud and clear...TIGF!!!
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