I may be ignorant but I have never heard of a grape pie in my life. It's a damn tasty fruit. Why is it not a hit all over the world, grape pie?
My favorite new nickname that I've made up: Professor Dain McBramage. Don't worry. I don't call you that.
So, I was talking to a person the other day and all I could think of was how one day RC Cola was going to win a no-bid military contract in Iraq and end up winning the cola wars once and for all. The kicker is that being a no-bid military contract is that RC Cola will not have to produce any cola, nor actually do anything, taking a whopping 30 million of tax payer money to Coca~Cola's Atlanta headquarters and proceeding to wipe their asses with it. God bless America and George "Rape and Pillage Us" Bush. I love a come from behind story, especially when it involves me getting ass raped by our elected officials' disregard for their people and love for greedy corporations. RC Cola is alright, though. I just had one and incorporated it into the story for humor value. There is nothing funny about what has been going on and still happening with these private contractors in Iraq. I see that you (all of us) almost did something about it but then something shiny distracted you into a numbing state of techno bliss.
To make a joke after this would be pointless, because that was the biggest joke I could think of.
4 years ago